Entries by Elf Ernest

First Reports from New Zealand Come In

We’ve received numerous reports now from New Zealand of Santa’s visits! In a few hours now children and families will awaken to evidence that Santa has been there. Ever since Santa took that speed rush over North America to set the new speed record the sleigh cam hasn’t worked right and Mrs. Claus wants it […]

Tonga Reports a Merry Christmas

Island hearts at happy at this hour as sleigh spotters in Tonga report of Santa’s recent visit. Going from hut to hut and home to home in the tiny island nation Santa has been busy island hopping and enjoying the hospitality of the welcoming Tongan people. “The weather is a concern in this part of […]

The South Pole Reports First Visits from Santa

This is a surprise: the first visits from Santa come from the point furthest away from his home: the South Pole. “Therea aren’t a lot of people there, much less a lot of kids,” Elf Billy said. “But they are important to Santa and this stop makes sense. It is about 1am on Christmas morning […]

Santa Pushes Further South

Santa is deep in the South Pacific now, right about where you would expect him to be to make his first stops. Some years he delivers to ships at sea first and other years it might be New Zealand or perhaps even Tonga. We never know for sure until the first happy delivery reports come […]

Australian Military Spots Santa on Radar

It is still Christmas Eve in Australia…barely…so it might be a little too early for Santa to make a stop there. However, we’re receiving reports from tracking stations manned by elves in Australia that are hearing by way of military radio frequencies that Santa has been spotted on radar. “Indeed, I can confirm contact from […]

Santa Over the Indian Ocean as He Heads South

Spotters in Africa have called in to the North Pole surprised to see Santa at this stage in his flight. Normally Santa heads for the Pacific and then turns south but in order to test the speed capabilities of his new sleigh he turned East in the past hour and crossed North America, the Atlantic […]

New Speed Record Set Over Atlantic

Santa has taken the sleigh due East in a test run meant to push the limits of his new sleigh — and we’re pleased to announce that Molly (the name of the sleigh that Santa selected from our contest just a short while ago) is now the fastest sleigh ever topping speeds nearing the speed […]

Santa Heads…East?

Santa Claus has just crossed the International dateline and is headed EAST over the Pacific ocean and towards the United States. This is a very unusual course for Santa and the Tracking Department doesn’t know what to make of it. “What is Santa doing?” Elf Billy said. He was calling me to see what Santa […]

Santa Heads South Over the Pacific Ocean

Santa has started out the gate relatively slow in the past several minutes. He appears to be testing his systems on the sleigh. He has called in to Santa Central Command several times, using first the radio, then a cell phone, then a television feed and now he is testing computer data to see if […]