Entries by Elf Ernest

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North Pole Security Hard at Work

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North Pole Security Hard at Work



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North Pole Security has a big job to do every Christmas and they are hard at work with it right now. I talked with Elf Agent X, head of North Pole Security, after our little discussion the other day about the Cookie Desk in North Pole Flight Command. It made me wonder what those guys […]

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Santa’s Workshop in High Gear

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Santa's Workshop in High Gear



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With about a week to go all eyes at the North Pole are on Santa’s Workshop. The question here everyone is asking is “Will they get it done this year?” Everyone questions that because of what happened last year. A last minute snafu was discovered in the count of toys last year and elves from […]

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Professional Trackers Gather at the North Pole

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Professional Trackers Gather at the North Pole



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There are just 8 days until Santa launches and the signs of his journey are all around us. Today a gathering of professional field tracker elves is taking place at the North Pole. These professional tracker elves are different from the Santa Tracker elves you hear us talk so much about from SantaTrackers.net. These elves […]

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Feeding Santa and the Reindeer

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Feeding Santa and the Reindeer



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Feeding Santa and the Reindeer on Christmas Eve is on the minds of many writing in to the North Pole these days. We will help you know what to do. Feeding the reindeer is really important. Unfortunately, too many people leave food out the reindeer they never should. Remember, the reindeer are very athletic animals […]

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Sleigh Prompts Warning About Christmas Stockings

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Sleigh Prompts Warning About Christmas Stockings



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The greatness of Santa’s new sleigh is prompting an unusual warning about your Christmas stocking.   North Pole Flight Command is telling us that Santa’s new sleigh is “light years” ahead of anything he has flown in the past. In fact, it is so fast some analysts are warning that Santa could arrive earlier than […]

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Tracker Elf Recruiting Kicks in to High Gear

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Tracker Elf Recruiting Kicks in to High Gear



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Tracker elf recruiting has kicked into high gear as we approach the final ten days before Santa’s launch. These are the biggest days of the year for getting new elves to track Santa for Santa. Tracking Santa for Santa is not like tracking Santa elsewhere you see online. Tracking Santa for Santa means helping Santa […]

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Wrapping Department in a Sticky Situation

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Wrapping Department in a Sticky Situation



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The Wrapping Department at the North Pole is experiencing a few issues, it was learned today. Scotch tape is in short supply and the North Pole inventory has nearly been used. Elves have been working for months to resolve the issue knowing that global supply chain struggles could eventually impact the North Pole. That day […]

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Backup Team of Reindeer Named

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Backup Team of Reindeer Named



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The backup team of reindeer has been named today by the Reindeer Operations team after conferring with Santa. It’s a big deal in the world of reindeer. The backup team of reindeer have a lonely assignment. It is a high honor to be named to this team but at the same time the job they […]

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Taking No Chances with the Reindeer

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Taking No Chances with the Reindeer



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Taking no chances with the reindeer, the North Pole Reindeer Operations Department announced today that Santa’s A-team will go into isolation. Late yesterday it was reported that Blitzen “has a little cold”. His condition is not serious and they expect a full recovery before Christmas. Blitzen should be fine. But out of an abundance of […]

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Secret Santa Games at the North Pole

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Secret Santa Games at the North Pole



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Secret Santa games are being played at the North Pole. This is a common thing in a lot of businesses and workplaces all over the world. Groups of people working together will draw names and then secretly try to gift something to the person whose name was drawn.   Of course, elves at the North […]

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Santa and the North Pole are Virus Free

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Santa and the North Pole are Virus Free



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Santa and the North Pole were declared virus free by the North Pole Medical Clinic. Santa returned briefly to the North Pole specifically for medical tests. Although these tests are routine many have looked at them this year in suspicion that maybe something is wrong with Santa. We assure you that he is just fine. […]