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Trouble in Argentina

While Santa continues to work the islands and ships of the South Pacific at this hour we are receiving some disturbing news from the South American country of Argentina. According to unnamed sources in the Department of North Pole Security…
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Santa Requests More Secrets for South America

Another call has gone out for Secret Spies, this time in South America. Elf Agent X, who has been avoiding me for months because I kept asking him questions about the Big Building with No Name, suddenly wants to talk a lot. And secret…
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Two Hours from History at the North Pole

"You will be blown away," Elf Agent X just told me by telephone. He was talking about the big historic event scheduled for two hours from now. It has certainly turned the North Pole on its head. I've never seen more elves so confused and…
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Santa Asks for More Secret Spies in Canada

An interesting note was just sent from Elf Agent X in the tracking center. Santa doesn’t take flight for at least another 14 hours or so but already Elf Agent X is asking for more secret spies for Santa. This time, he needs them in Canada.…
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Thousands of Reindeer Head to the North Pole

Breaking News! We’ve just heard reports that thousands of reindeer are in flight from Norway, Chile, and the Canadian Rockies and they are coming to the North Pole for some reason. Santa keeps reindeer ranches all over the world.…
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Santa to Make Night Time Visits This Week

Breaking News just in from the Tracking Department. Personnel there have been made aware of three night-time flights this week Santa will be making to three locations: somewhere in Europe, somewhere in Malaysia, and somewhere in the Middle East.…
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Good News for Santa's Sleigh

Hi everybody! I saw Elf Quinton today and he was smiling from ear to ear. Santa’s sleigh is ready, he said. And he showed it to me. You should see it, kids. The sleigh is really big this year and it is a bright shiny red color.…
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Wrapping Department Suffers Delays

Hi everyone! Elf Wally over in the Wrapping Department has a bit of a lonely job. He doesn’t get to plan like everyone else. He has to wait on everyone else before his department can do their work. And this year it appears the Wrapping…
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Coal Continues to Arrive at the North Pole

Hi everyone, It is a snowy Monday here at the North Pole. That’s about all the good news I have for you today. As expected, today’s production meeting did not go well. No, the workshop is not behind much yet. Elf Bernard has a plan…
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Tracking Department Releases Rare Picture of Santa's Sleigh in Flight

Greetings! The North Pole Tracking Department just released via their website, TrackingSanta.net, a photo showing Santa's sleigh during a test flight over the skies of Brazil. I cannot tell you how odd this is. Normally, even those of…
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More Elves Go Into the Big Building with No Name

Happy Monday, all! Strange goings on here at the North Pole today. A giant door to the Big Building with No Name opened up and dozens and dozens of elves lined up outside of it. A man came out – he was dressed as an elf but all in black…
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Massive Piles of Coal at the North Pole

Breaking News! A week ago we told you about sleighs leaving North Pole. Today they are starting to come back and they are loaded with COAL! Elf Ed Zachary says this isn’t what you think it is. Santa does not give kids coal. It is…