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Spotters Called into Position World Wide

The Santa Tracking Department has started to place spotters on location in different parts of the world. The job of a spotter is to feed information from select locations back to the North Pole to aid in Santa's flight. "We do have a flight…
Santa Sends a Call Out for Christmas Help 1
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Security Concerns Worry Elf Agent X

They are calling it "Operation Wrap-It-Up". At this hour hundreds of sleighs pulled by thousands of reindeer are shuttling thousands and thousands of toys around the world to be wrapped and made ready for Santa to pick up on his Christmas flight.…
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Santa Declares the Show Must Go On!

Santa is doing his best to keep things organized at the North Pole. With just hours now until Santa launches folks here are very worried about Santa being able to deliver. Santa's Workshop is still behind, Santa's mail hasn't moved in days and…
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Urgent Call for Santa's Secret Spies

It is still very early in Operation Merry Christmas. But it has been a rough week at the North Pole and now it appears concerns are growing. Early this morning Elf Agent X called a meeting of the top elves from every department. I was in that…
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Santa Delivers to Submarines in the North Atlantic

Yes, Santa even delivers to submarines. At this moment he is somewhere in the North Atlantic delivering to sailors aboard submarines working the North Atlantic. This is a tricky deal because Santa can't deliver underwater. So he has to work…
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Santa is in Iran

He's flying high and he's flying fast. And he has a military escort made up of free nations around the world and armed to the teeth. With him are sixteen sleighs from Elf Agent X's department, which is charged with protecting Santa. When you…
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Kabul Reports a Merry Christmas

Troops and villagers in Afganistan and in parts of Pakistan are reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. While there are security concerns in this part of the world Elf Agent X reports that there have been no problems. The frenzy continues…
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Kiribati Reports a Merry Christmas

More reports coming from the islands of the sea, most recently from Kiribati, just north of the coast of Australia. We're also getting spotty reports from naval vessels along the Australian coast that claim to have seen Santa in the skies. Elf…
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Elf Victor Puts Reindeer Down for A Nap

In an effort keep the reindeer as healthy as possible Elf Victor has taken Santa's A-Team into the Sleigh Barn to special stalls placed there to help them rest before taking flight. This is a sign that Santa's launch is not far away. Elf Victor…
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False Reports of Santa in the Skies Come in From Around the World

An excited world is sending a variety of false reports to the North Pole at this hour. Claims that Santa has been seen in the skies over Beirut, London, Wellington and Elko, Nevada USA have posted to Santa Central in just the past two minutes.…
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Elf Agent X Deploys Elves Around the World

No cause for alarm, this is just routine: in the past hour Elf Agent X sent the order to deploy millions of elves around the world for duty in aiding in Santa's flight. Aside from the millions of Secert Spies Elf Agent X has enlisted in the…
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Santa Sends a Call Out for Christmas Help

As the hours quickly tick away for Santa's flight it is becoming more and more clear that the elf crew at the North Pole and that the elves numbered in the millions around the world are expending every resource to get the job of Operation Merry…