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Vapor Trail Evidence of Santa in the Kara Sea

Way up north by the Arctic Circle above northern Russia a flaming vapor trail was just reported moments ago. Unless someone fired a missile or a rocket that has to be Santa Claus. If the reports are true -- and we believe they are because we've…
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Afghanistan Reporting a Merry Christmas

Reports coming out of Kabul are saying that Santa has been there. Military outposts are reporting Santa came into Kabul low and extremely fast. Rumors of him being accompanied by several other sleighs have not been confirmed. Please stand by…
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BREAKING NEWS: Contact Lost with Santa’s Sleigh

Santa's sleigh has been declared under a special security alert. That does NOT mean something is wrong with Santa or the sleigh. It means that for some reason we cannot know exactly where he is or what he is doing at this time. We are entriely…
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Santa in Northern Russia

Santa is in northern Siberia again, visiting remote Russian villages. This is one of his most favorite parts of the world and he tends to spend a lot of time there. -- Elf Ernest Direct from Santa's Newsroom at the North Pole Command…
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India Reports Santa in the Skies

Calcutta is reporting Santa's visit at this hour. In fact, we're receiving reports of sleigh sightings all over India. -- Elf Ernest Direct from Santa's Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down...…
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Sri Lanka Reports a Merry Christmas

Sri Lanka has now reported that Santa Claus has been there. Meanwhile, we are receiving via Santa's secret spies numerous reports of severe weather, tornado sightings, high winds and heavy rains all across the US south and southeast. Please…
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Mongolia Reports

Remote areas of Mongolia are reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. Still no news on all the recent sleigh activity or Santa's intent with the all-girl team of reindeer he has asked for from the North Pole. We will keep you posted as we learn…
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Shanghai Says Santa Has Been There

The City of Shanghai says Santa has delivered! Santa is pushing even further to the west now. -- Elf Ernest Direct from Santa's Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Elf Victor and the All-Girl reindeer team have left…
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China Reports A Merry Christmas

Beijing is reporting a Merry Christmas as well as several other areas in China. I received a brief text message from Elf Agent X. He said to expect news to come of many visits from Santa very, very quickly. -- Elf Ernest Direct from…
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Cambodia Reports!

Ho Chi Minh City is reporting a Merry Christmas as well as other parts of Cambodia at this time. Santa is slowly pushing west as bedtime warnings persist for places all over the Middle East and Eastern Africa at this hour. -- Elf Ernest Direct…
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Bangkok Reports!

Bangkok is reporting a Merry Christmas at this time. In the meantime, access to the Tracking Center at the North Pole has been shut off. All doors are locked at the moment. We just received word that Santa's sleigh cam will be shut down in the…
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Kuala Lumpur Reports!

Santa continues to visit all over South East Asia and Indonesia at this hour. But there are big events coming up soon. There has been a lot of activity the past hour and a half. Lots of radio calls going back and forth. Santa's Spotters placed…