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Santa Wants Australia in Bed

Santa called me just a moment ago. He wants the kids in all of Australia, even western Australia, to get to bed. "I know it might seem a little early to some of those kids in Perth," Santa said. "But this is important. They need their sleep." I…
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Santa Still Grounded in the Pacific

There must be quite a lot to load on that aircraft carrier. Santa is still there. "It is still too early for Santa to deliver to very many people," Elf Billy told me. "I can see why he is in no hurry. Santa has been on the phone a lot the…
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Santa Loading the Sleigh with More Presents

Remember those presents that were shipped from the North Pole because the Wrapping Department fell behind the other day? Apparently they were shipped to a large aircraft carrier Santa had positioned in the Pacific Ocean. Elves there have been…
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Santa Stops on Aircraft Carrier

Santa has landed on an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Is this where Santa makes his first delivery? "We don't think so," Elf Billy said in the Tracking Center. "That is an unmarked ship. It does not belong to any country.…
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Santa Slows Down

Santa has slowed way down...like he is going to stop somewhere. But he isn't over any land. "Nothing is wrong," said Elf Quinton in Santa's Tracking Center. "We have no alarms. The sleigh is fine. The reindeer are fine. Santa is slowing…
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Santa Over the Waters of the Pacific

Military tracking satellites, ship radars and Santa's Tracking Center at the North Pole all confirm that Santa is over the waters of the Northern Pacific. Santa appears to be on track. -- Elf Ernest Direct from Santa's Newsroom at the North…
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Santa Sighted Near Artic Circle

Ships in the Barents Sea have reported seeing a bright flash of light they can only describe as Santa Claus. The world has a tough time during the early hours of Santa's flight. The Tracking Center gets bombarded with requests to know Santa's…
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Santa LAUNCHES!

BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus has officially launched from the North Pole on his Christmas Eve ride. The world now awaits reports of his first visits of Christmas 2012. This is the first time in several years that Santa has launched on time.…
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Santa Names Sleigh Contest Winner

Santa has declared that his sleigh this year will be named: Elsie. This name was submitted on December 9th, 2012 by Emma of Manchester, England. She is the winner of this year's sleigh naming contest! Elsie is ready to go. Santa has the…
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Reindeer Hitched to Santa’s Sleigh

Elf Victor has completed hitching the reindeer up to Santa's sleigh and Santa is now talking to each of the reindeer personally. What he says to each of them no one really knows, not even Elf Victor. "Oh, that's between Santa and each reindeer,"…
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Elf Victor Awakens Reindeer For Santa’s Launch

It is getting real exciting here at the North Pole. Santa launches in just two hours. Santa remains asleep at this time. Mrs. Claus wants him to sleep as long as he possibly can. But his sleigh is ready to go. Elf Gloria gave it her…
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Furby Foul Up Foils Production

I heard alarms going off at Santa's workshop about 20 minutes ago. The sound of that alarm was different. It signals a production problem. I called over the Elf Bernard right away to see what the problem is. "It is these darn Furbies!" Elf…