The Cops of Juneau
News Recap: It wouldn’t be Christmas Eve without the cops of Juneau. Fortunately, they have targeted the sleigh of Crash Murphy, not Santa.
Status of Regional Operations
– North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout**
– Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 3 (Africa & Europe): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 4 (Greenland & S. America): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
– Sector 5 (Central and North America): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued
Latest Bedtime Advisories
Everywhere…
Status of Operation Merry Christmas
– Santa: Crusing to a new record
– Sleigh: Outstanding
– Reindeer: Feeling great
– Workshop: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Post Office: Processing thank you notes
– Wrapping Department: Mission accomplished
– North Pole Security: Wishes you a Merry Christmas
i can hear the helicopters in the background.