Greetings! Another big meeting today of department head elves, Elf Agent X and even Santa to discuss again the Merry Prankster situation. For the first time in public EVER Santa has declared someone NAUGHTY. The rumors have been around forever that Santa has a naughty list and we’ve told you over and over again that […]
Uh oh! The complaint department of the North Pole kitchen is dealing with a crisis. Someone put salt instead of sugar in the latest batch of cookies and elves working around the clock are pretty upset about that. Elves – like Santa – love cookies and they eat them at every meal and between every […]
Ho ho ho! Disturbing news from the Research and Development Department today working on the final version of Santa’s new sleigh: someone broke into the sleigh barn last night and painted it pink. Of course, it’s the work of the Merry Prankster. “Actually, he appears to be a very skilled painter,” Elf Quinton observed when […]
Greetings Everyone! Elf Agent X met today with all department heads at the North Pole to update us on the Merry Prankster investigation. Elves are demanding answers. Elf Bernard said his elves are nervous that something is going to go wrong every time they pick up a tool. Worse, Elf Victor says elves working for […]
Happy December! More tough news to report again today – the Merry Prankster has messed things up in the Wrapping Department. Like all departments right now the Wrapping Department is working 24 hours a day. So it is a mystery that they haven’t been able to catch the Merry Prankster because this stuff is happening […]
Hey everyone! Disturbing news from the Reindeer games early this morning: The Merry Prankster found a way to get to the reindeer. The reindeer are fine – no one is hurt. But plenty are upset this morning after being kept up most of the night by drones playing very loud music. All night long reindeer […]
Howdy! I came into my office this morning and noticed several elves were not here as usual. Someone told me they headed over to the North Pole Medical Center. I called over to Elf Dr. Lionel P. Spock. Any time people are missing from work and at the Medical Center at this time of year […]
Greetings all! The Reindeer Games began today under tight security and heavy weather. There are high winds and snowy skies today. Only authorized personnel are allowed anywhere near the reindeer and elves have to watch the games on local television here. The fear, of course, is that the Merry Prankster will do something to interrupt […]
Hi everyone! Tough news to report today: the Merry Prankster strikes again and this time his target was Santa’s workshop. We knew it was coming. We just didn’t know where. Around 3am while the workshop was changing shifts someone noticed a pink plume of smoke or fog coming in through the vents. Thinking quickly, Elf […]
Greetings! By tradition we set aside the first Saturday after Thanksgiving to talk to you about your Christmas tree. For many people it is their tradition to put up their tree during this long holiday weekend. Since you’re thinking about your tree and maybe working on it Santa wants you to understand several important things […]
Hi everyone! Bright and early, early, early this morning Santa met with the opening shift of elves at Santa’s Workshop – and kicked off Operation Merry Christmas with cheers and a rousing round of Jingle Bells. Operation Merry Christmas is what we call the delivery phased of the Christmas effort here at the North Pole. […]
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! Santa met with senior elves from the Tracking Department and informed them that he wanted 4 million new tracker elves in place by the time he flies on Christmas Eve. The number shocked everyone in the Tracking Department and in the Elf Resources Department. It’s all anyone can talk about here today […]
