BREAKING NEWS! The Merry Prankster has been caught! In the dark of night combined forces of local police and the North Pole Security Department descended on a tiny little home located on the very edge of North Pole Village. Apprehended was a former elf, a one time employee of Santa who worked as a light […]
Hi everyone! Over the past 24 hours we have been receiving a flood of concerned comments and emails about the North Pole’s problem with the Merry Prankster. Frankly, folks are frustrated that he hasn’t been caught yet and they are concerned whether or not conditions will be safe for Santa to fly later this week. […]
Greetings! Another day gone, another mess in Santa’s workshop. Elf Bernard is beside himself. Despite security patrols outside the building someone was able to hook a hose up to a fire hydrant to put it in a window at Santa’s workshop. The hose didn’t run long but a fire hose can put out a lot […]
Happy Monday! I stopped by the North Pole Post Office today to send out some late Christmas cards and I was shocked to see how swamped they are. From floor to ceiling there are boxes and boxes of letters to Santa. Elves are running everywhere trying to handle all the mail coming in. I did […]
Sunday greetings to you! One final quiet Sunday at the North Pole before Christmas and it has been very traditional. Folks gathered at the North Pole chapel where Santa led us in a traditional Christmas devotional with hymns and a telling of the Nativity story. We all had a great time and we’re grateful for […]
Howdy! With Christmas Eve just one week away there was an emergency event over at Santa’s workshop. Someone set off smoke bombs, clearing the building and stopping production for a time. It would not have happened if Elf Jimmy had not ordered pizza. But it is Saturday and he and his team were done for […]
Happy Friday greetings! There’s chaos again in the Wrapping Department. There’s been a prank and it is a bad one. Someone – the Merry Prankster, no doubt – filled the floor cleaning machine with adhesive liquid used to fill the wrapping machines. When elves servicing the floors on schedule applied what they thought was fresh […]
Good golly! The mystery of the Merry Prankster has everyone here paranoid now. Santa called an emergency meeting to discuss ways to catch the Merry Prankster. Elf Henrietta Rungle of the North Pole Security Department suggested having the elves re-sign the Elf Oath at the North Pole. She and her team are monitoring elves to […]
WOW! What a turn of events today in the story of the Merry Prankster. Right in the middle of the lunch rush every radio, television and loud speaker today was somehow hijacked by the Merry Prankster and we heard his voice. (Click the Kringle Radio News player below to hear it). Well, we think it […]
Greetings everyone! Disturbing news out of the Tracking Department today. A routine test of computers there have revealed they are riddled with viruses and are mostly unuseable today. “We’ll get it sorted out,” Elf Buck Sanchez, director the North Pole Flight Operations said. “We have plenty of time. This is just an annoyance.” The computers […]
Merry Monday to you! Elves are a little ticked off today. We’ve all been pranked again. Somehow overnight every drop of eggnog at the North Pole has somehow disappeared. Now, you might not think this is a big deal. After all, eggnog is not electricity or something vital like that. The world continues on its […]
Happy Sunday! It is a quiet day here at the North Pole. Sundays are like that here, even during December. It is a day of rest. But elves are nervous. I can feel it. Everyone is talking about it. The next two weeks are critical. Things must go well if Santa is to get off […]
