Greetings everyone! Disturbing news out of the Tracking Department today. A routine test of computers there have revealed they are riddled with viruses and are mostly unuseable today. “We’ll get it sorted out,” Elf Buck Sanchez, director the North Pole Flight Operations said. “We have plenty of time. This is just an annoyance.” The computers […]
Merry Monday to you! Elves are a little ticked off today. We’ve all been pranked again. Somehow overnight every drop of eggnog at the North Pole has somehow disappeared. Now, you might not think this is a big deal. After all, eggnog is not electricity or something vital like that. The world continues on its […]
Happy Sunday! It is a quiet day here at the North Pole. Sundays are like that here, even during December. It is a day of rest. But elves are nervous. I can feel it. Everyone is talking about it. The next two weeks are critical. Things must go well if Santa is to get off […]
Greetings! Elves working on Santa’s sleigh arrived early on a bright morning at the North Pole today to conduct tests on Santa’s sleigh. They were shocked to open the doors to the sleigh barn and find that someone put training wheels on Santa’s sleigh. This appears to be the work of the Merry Prankster, once […]
Happy Friday, everyone! You’re not going to find a busier place in all the world during the 2nd week of December than Santa’s workshop. It’s going 24 hours a day. That’s why Elf Bernard wants to know how it is possible that the Merry Prankster got inside once again and somehow unplugged all the power […]
Greetings, all! Elf Victor has informed me that he has isolated Santa’s top teams of reindeer in the wake of the Bah Humbug virus scare. No actual incidents involving the virus have been reported among the reindeer but Elf Victor says he cannot be too careful. Reindeer cannot be treated in the same way as […]
Hi everyone! A big scare going on here today at the North Pole – elves are lined up by the hundreds at the North Pole Medical Center to get shots for the Bah Humbug Bug. As we told you days ago Elf Dr. Lionel P. Spock promised to call me if he thought the virus […]
Merry Christmas everyone! Today Santa held a very special workshop for elves and their families. He shared the history and traditions of St. Nicholas of old. Today, of course, is St. Nicholas Day. Some think Santa and St. Nicholas are the same person. Santa won’t say one way or the other. The tradition and legend […]
Happy greetings! Elves here are cheering the triumph of Vixen at the reindeer games. Against all odds, and somehow running and flying fast and keeping her big bow still in place, Vixen has pulled off an upset to win this year’s reindeer games. Everywhere I’m going today elves and reindeer are smiling. Nobody thought she […]
Greetings! Another big meeting today of department head elves, Elf Agent X and even Santa to discuss again the Merry Prankster situation. For the first time in public EVER Santa has declared someone NAUGHTY. The rumors have been around forever that Santa has a naughty list and we’ve told you over and over again that […]
Uh oh! The complaint department of the North Pole kitchen is dealing with a crisis. Someone put salt instead of sugar in the latest batch of cookies and elves working around the clock are pretty upset about that. Elves – like Santa – love cookies and they eat them at every meal and between every […]
Ho ho ho! Disturbing news from the Research and Development Department today working on the final version of Santa’s new sleigh: someone broke into the sleigh barn last night and painted it pink. Of course, it’s the work of the Merry Prankster. “Actually, he appears to be a very skilled painter,” Elf Quinton observed when […]
