Entries by Elf Ernest
Hundreds if Sleighs Lined Up at the North Pole
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Hi all! More breaking news to report! Not only are thousands of reindeer headed to the North Pole but we’ve seen hundreds of sleighs lined up way out behind the sleigh barn. We’ve got weather here at the North Pole so there are elves out there setting up temporary tents over the sleighs to keep […]
Thousands of Reindeer Head to the North Pole
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Breaking News! We’ve just heard reports that thousands of reindeer are in flight from Norway, Chile, and the Canadian Rockies and they are coming to the North Pole for some reason. Santa keeps reindeer ranches all over the world. He gives the reindeer a home and trains them in their native lands. Many of these […]
Christmas Eve Dawns in Samoa
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The summer sun is starting to peek over the horizon signaling the start of Christmas Eve day in the South Pacific. The North Pole Post Office is bracing for an onslaught of last minute mail from that part of the world. “It always happens,” Elf Hugo says. “Kids wake up, they realize it is Christmas […]
Test Flight Spotted Over Winnipeg
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Hey all! Early reports of sightings of Santa’s sleigh are starting to come in. Moments ago we received excited communications from folks living near Winnipeg in central Canada who have seen Santa’s sleigh streaking through the skies there. That’s a test flight, folks. Elf Vernon is giving the sleigh one final flight around the world […]
Coal Mystery at North Pole Baffles Experts
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Merry Christmas! The ever growing mountain of coal out by the Big Building with No Name continues to grow. It just gets bigger and bigger. For months now a convoy of sleighs keeps arriving at the North Pole bringing more and more of the stuff. Experts who track Santa and understand the history of the […]
Getting Santa Ready for Bad Weather
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Hello everyone! Santa will face a wide variety of weather issues over the next couple of days. In fact, the weather is watched more than anything else here at the North Pole. Santa is used to it. He gets hit with a lot of snow, wind, rain, heat and cold in his travels. Things are […]
Christmas Eve in the Far East
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Greetings! Communications to the North Pole are very active at this hour as reports are coming in where it is already Christmas Eve. We’re still about 18 hours away from Santa’s launch but a lot needs to happen before Santa takes off. Elves are getting in place to spot for Santa and millions of “Santa’s […]
Santa’s Sleigh Sent on Final Test Flight
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Hi all! A very nervous Elf Quinton has carefully handed over Santa’s actual sleigh to an elf test pilot for one final test spin of the sleigh around the world. It is shiny new. “We do this flight because we have to make sure everything absolutely works perfectly,” Elf Quinton explained. “The sleigh is followed […]
Getting Ready for the North Pole Christmas Party
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Greetings! All over the world people are preparing for Christmas Eve gatherings and the North Pole is no different. We love to celebrate Christmas just like everyone else. Elves in Mrs. Claus’ kitchen are busy preparing foods and others a setting up decorations for the North Pole Christmas Eve party. The party here begins once […]
How to Know When Santa Will Get to Your House
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Happy Christmas all! We get a lot of questions and none is more common right now than “When will Santa get to my house?” The truth is that we don’t know the exact time. But maybe you can figure it out. Watch Santa’s progress on a map. Track what time he arrives in places before […]
