Entries by Elf Ernest

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Elves Sent for Training in Explosives

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Elves Sent for Training in Explosives



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An odd bit of breaking news here today: Santa has assembled a team of six elves to leave today for Houston, Texas in the United States for training in explosives. No explanation has been given for this training and why it needs to happen now when it is so close to Christmas. The elves are […]

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Santa Agrees to Be Interviewed in Flight

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Santa Agrees to Be Interviewed in Flight



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Breaking News! Excited elves working in the Tracking Center and the North Pole newsroom said that in a meeting today Santa made a promise to take time to do a live radio interview on Christmas Eve. We don’t know where or when this will be happening but Santa promised to do it at least once. […]

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Lights are on at the Big Building with No Name

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Lights are on at the Big Building with No Name



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Greetings one and all, I was up late last night, working on what to tell you today. I looked out my window and I noticed something on the Big Building with No Name that I had not noticed before: lights! Yes, lights are on in that building. Of course, I cannot see in the windows […]