Entries by Elf Ernest

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Loud Noises Come from Big Building with No Name

Hi everyone! The Big Building with No Name has been running around the clock for weeks now. The lights have been on there non-stop and every day more and more elves go into that building. But today something different is happening there – loud noises…almost like explosions. There is no smoke, no fire…just noise. Someone […]

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Santa’s Sleigh is Ready

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North Pole Podcast
Santa's Sleigh is Ready



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Happy Christmas everyone! As we’ve been telling you all season one of the least worries this year has been with Santa’s Sleigh. Elf Quinton had his design by Santa approved more than a month ago and since that time he and his team have prepared every inch of the new sleigh. Today he told me […]

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Elves Sent for Training in Explosives

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North Pole Podcast
Elves Sent for Training in Explosives



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An odd bit of breaking news here today: Santa has assembled a team of six elves to leave today for Houston, Texas in the United States for training in explosives. No explanation has been given for this training and why it needs to happen now when it is so close to Christmas. The elves are […]

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Santa Agrees to Be Interviewed in Flight

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North Pole Podcast
Santa Agrees to Be Interviewed in Flight



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Breaking News! Excited elves working in the Tracking Center and the North Pole newsroom said that in a meeting today Santa made a promise to take time to do a live radio interview on Christmas Eve. We don’t know where or when this will be happening but Santa promised to do it at least once. […]