Entries by Elf Ernest

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Vapor Trail Evidence of Santa in the Kara Sea

Way up north by the Arctic Circle above northern Russia a flaming vapor trail was just reported moments ago. Unless someone fired a missile or a rocket that has to be Santa Claus. If the reports are true — and we believe they are because we’ve been in constant contact with military sources from many […]

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Santa in Northern Russia

Santa is in northern Siberia again, visiting remote Russian villages. This is one of his most favorite parts of the world and he tends to spend a lot of time there. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down… Sleigh Status: 52 mph Reindeer Status: […]

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India Reports Santa in the Skies

Calcutta is reporting Santa’s visit at this hour. In fact, we’re receiving reports of sleigh sightings all over India. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down… Sleigh Status: 12458 mph Reindeer Status: Good Latest Secret Spy Reports: Severe weather reported all over the US […]

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Sri Lanka Reports a Merry Christmas

Sri Lanka has now reported that Santa Claus has been there. Meanwhile, we are receiving via Santa’s secret spies numerous reports of severe weather, tornado sightings, high winds and heavy rains all across the US south and southeast. Please be careful out there and thank your for your continued reports. They are very helpful. — […]

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Mongolia Reports

Remote areas of Mongolia are reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. Still no news on all the recent sleigh activity or Santa’s intent with the all-girl team of reindeer he has asked for from the North Pole. We will keep you posted as we learn more. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at […]

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Cambodia Reports!

Ho Chi Minh City is reporting a Merry Christmas as well as other parts of Cambodia at this time. Santa is slowly pushing west as bedtime warnings persist for places all over the Middle East and Eastern Africa at this hour. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: […]

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Kuala Lumpur Reports!

Santa continues to visit all over South East Asia and Indonesia at this hour. But there are big events coming up soon. There has been a lot of activity the past hour and a half. Lots of radio calls going back and forth. Santa’s Spotters placed by Elf Agent X and Santa’s Secret Spies from […]