Entries by Elf Ernest
Reindeer Virus Spreads; Lionel Works on a Cure
Elf Dr. Lionel P. Spock has been working around the clock since Dasher got sick to determine what is affecting all of the reindeer here at the North Pole. When I checked in with Elf Victor this morning he said the number of sick reindeer has risen up to almost 500. There may be hope […]
Dasher Doesn’t Feel Very Well
****BREAKING NEWS**** This just in from Santa’s Stables: Elf Victor Reports that Dasher, one of Santa’s finest reindeer, has taken ill. It is unknown at this time how serious Dasher’s condition is or whether or not he will be able to fly with Santa on Christmas Eve. “He just looks miserable, the poor guy” Elf […]
Santa Sends a Call Out for Christmas Help
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As the hours quickly tick away for Santa’s flight it is becoming more and more clear that the elf crew at the North Pole and that the elves numbered in the millions around the world are expending every resource to get the job of Operation Merry Christmas done. But all indications from every department say […]
Tooth Fairies Called in to Help in Santa’s Workshop
Elf Bernard’s call for help was answered today when hundreds of Tooth Fairies descended on the North Pole. Tooth Fairies are always the first to volunteer to help Santa out. They don’t always get along with the elves though. I tracked down Elf Bernard to find out how things were going. “I can always count […]
Why Santa Drinks Milk with Cookies on Christmas Eve
Kids around the world have been leaving milk and cookies out on Christmas Eve for centuries. The cookies are the fuel that keeps Santa going during his long day. He burns a lot of calories and the researchers here at the North Pole have determined that cookies are the fastest way to replace those calories. […]
Santa Presides at the Christmas Devotional at the North Pole
Today is our final day off here at the North Pole before Christmas arrives. The day started off with Santa presiding over the Christmas Devotional at church this morning. It has become a tradition to have it on the last Sunday before Christmas every year. After the devotional was over we all moved to the […]
Chaos at the North Pole With Christmas Eve Just a Week Away
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We have big troubles at the North Pole today. Everything seems to be happening at once and not much of it is very good. The news from Santa’s workshop continues to be pretty tough. We had a blizzard here the other day that knocked out power for a time. That isn’t really big news and […]
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