Samoa Reports a Merry Christmas 1
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Tuvalu Reports Santa

As bedtime warnings come in for the Koreas Santa continues to deliver in the South Pacific at this time. We are receiving happy reports from Tuvalu that Santa has been there, as well as from other islands of the deep South Pacific. Some…
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Tonga Says Santa Has Been There

The island nation of Tonga is celebrating the visits of Santa Claus as this moments, our first reports of Santa's presence there was confirmed by spotters just moments ago. "Santa is spending a lot of time in the Southern Hemisphere…
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Auckland Reports a Merry Christmas!

The report we've been expecting has come: New Zealand reports a Merry Christmas. Santa started here a while ago but is just now completing his rounds in New Zealand. It is summer time there, it is warm and folks have been staying up late…
Samoa Reports a Merry Christmas 1
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Christmas Island Reports!

Wow, word coming from Christmas Island, north and west of Australia, indicate that Santa has been there. Santa told us to expect the unexpected and so far his flight pattern this year has been erratic indeed. While the clock may show…
Samoa Reports a Merry Christmas 1
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Samoa Reports a Merry Christmas

The city of Apia in American Samoa is sending multiple reports to the North Pole that Santa has been there. Elves working on Santa's sleigh to install the new radio said Santa was back in the sleigh almost as fast as they got the radio…
Samoa Reports a Merry Christmas 1
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Elf Technicians Meet Santa in New Zealand

Indicators and sensors are tripping at Central Command at the tracking center showing that Santa's sleigh is stopped and on the ground. Elf technicians have met Santa on a beach somewhere in New Zealand. We have reports that Santa has set…
Samoa Reports a Merry Christmas 1
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Santa Spotted Over the Tasman Sea

Flying low and slow, at least according to one eye witness report, Santa appears to be over the Tasman Sea at this moment. "He's visiting the ships at sea there, I'm certain" said Elf Billy. "We have indications of fast, brief stops…
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Santa Sticks with Old Sleigh

Santa Claus is opting to keep the old sleigh in service. "Gracie", as he is calling the sleigh this year, is functioning well and traveling quite faster than it did the last time it was used in service more than 40 years ago. Santa selected…
Samoa Reports a Merry Christmas 1
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South Pole Reports First Visits from Santa Claus!

Shocking news from the South Pole -- Santa has been there! We have confirmed reports from the South Pole that Santa Claus has indeed made his first visits to research stations down at the South Pole in just the past few minutes. Elf…
Samoa Reports a Merry Christmas 1
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False Reports of Santa in the Philippines

We have been bombarded with false reports of Santa's visits to the Philippines in the last little while. There is no way that Santa has already been to the Philippines. It is early Christmas Eve evening in the Philippines and Santa would…
Samoa Reports a Merry Christmas 1
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World Awaits Word from Santa

The clock is ticking and there has been no word from Santa for about 15 minutes. Right now, the Tracking Department cannot tell me exactly where he is. "He's ordered radio silence and he has turned his jammers on," Elf Quinton said.…
Samoa Reports a Merry Christmas 1
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Santa Orders Radio Silence

Santa has ordered radio silence. For now, there are no communications taking place between the North Pole and Santa -- or anyone and Santa. Santa is completely alone now until we hear from him. "This is a normal course of action during…