Elf Sign-ups
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Elf Sign-Ups Surge

According to Elf Crash Murphy sign-ups of new tracker elves at SantaTrackers.net are surging. Tracker elves track Santa for Santa from locations all over the world. “We are not doing much to recruit new elves this year,” Elf Crash said.…
Christmas
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2 Months Until Christmas

Hi everyone! There are now just TWO months until Christmas and there are things happening here like crazy. I might get in trouble for what I’m about to share with you. But in Santa’s absence I’ve been reading some of the mail coming…
Chat
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Chat Substitution Announced

With the absence of Mrs. Claus at this time from the North Pole and the return of her home unknown we are making a substitution on the chat schedule for the scheduled event in North Pole Chat this weekend. We will be taking questions…
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Mrs. Claus Cancels Again

Mrs. Claus has notified her office that she will again be absent from the North Pole again this week. This is the second week in a row that Mrs. Claus has cancelled her planned meetings. She is the coverage for Santa, who has been away from…
Halloween
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9 Weeks Until Christmas

There are 9 weeks left until Christmas – and a little more than a week left until Halloween. I can’t tell you how stressed I am. Honestly, if Mrs. Claus had planned to be gone all this time I don’t think I would be stressed. But…
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Possible Santa Sightings in Central America

BREAKING – North Pole Security has received multiple reports of Santa sightings in Central America in the past several hours. North Pole Flight Command has dispatched sleighs to three locations with investigators to look into these sightings. One…
Reindeer
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Reindeer Handlers Growing Impatient

The Reindeer barn doors are closed and elves who usually tend to the needs of the reindeer are bored. Really bored. Only a handful of reindeer remain at the North Pole at this time. Teams usually assigned to Santa and Mrs. Claus are gone…
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Mrs. Claus Cancels Meetings

In a text sent to Elf Trixie, Chief of Staff in the office of Mrs. Claus, all calendar events for Mrs. Claus for this week have been cancelled. Mrs. Claus was originally expected back at the North Pole on Thursday of last week. At this moment…
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10 Weeks Until Christmas

There are 10 weeks until Christmas and I’m not liking the fact there are no Clauses at the North Pole. Mrs. C was supposed to be at her family’s home in Canada for Thanksgiving held last Monday. She was supposed to be home Thursday…
Weather
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Elf Seymour Snow Chats About the Weather

Elf Seymour Snow stopped by North Pole Chat and discussed how his Weather Department at the North Pole works with Santa on Christmas Eve. Fascinating discussion! Here is the chat transcript: Elf Ernest Our chat today is with Elf Seymour…
Mrs. Claus
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Mrs. Claus Late in Returning

Mrs. Claus was in Canada this week to celebrate Thanksgiving there with her family, as we reported earlier. But she has not returned to the North Pole as scheduled. According to a press release from her office today Mrs. Claus has decided…
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Mrs. Claus Added to Chat Schedule

Mrs. Claus will be in North Pole Chat with her assistant, Elf Trixie, on Saturday, October 28th at 10am EST. With Santa still away on walkabout Mrs. Claus has been handling all the details of Operation Merry Christmas this year. In this…