Entries by Elf Ernest

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Santa Issues first Bed Time Warnings

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Santa Issues first Bed Time Warnings



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BREAKING NEWS: The first bedtime warnings from Santa have been issued for folks living in Samoa and Kiritimati. The Weather Center is reporting outstanding weather conditions for Santa’s launch which is slated for just 45 minutes from now. This will be a very different launch for Santa. He is taking off from Jinglebell 1, which […]

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One Hour Until Santa Launches

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One Hour Until Santa Launches



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We are just one hour away from launch. Everything appears to be on schedule. Santa’s workshops – both the one at the North Pole and the one on Jingle Bell 1 – are fully operational at this hour as Santa gets himself ready to leave. The workshops will likely continue to work well after Santa […]

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Social Media Swamps Santa

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Social Media Swamps Santa



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While the North Pole is set up to handle all kinds of mail there is just no way that Santa has time right now for Twitter, Facebook, YouTube or other social networking sites. Many fans have asked if Santa will be tweeting from the sleigh. And no, Santa’s won’t be. It isn’t safe to tweet […]

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Santa Could Break Speed Records

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Santa Could Break Speed Records



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Santa is likely to break speed records this year. It has been a year of mystery and secrets at the North Pole and plenty of worries as elves disappeared into secret projects. But it all seems to be coming together in a glorious plan that will see Santa around the world in record time. We […]

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World Tunes in to Kringle Radio for Santa’s Launch

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World Tunes in to Kringle Radio for Santa's Launch



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We’re pleased to see so many people tuned into Kringle Radio as the hour of Santa’s launch gets closer. We also have several radio stations all over the world carrying our live broadcast from the North Pole. Hello and Merry Christmas to all of you! We love doing this broadcast. It brings the world together […]

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Two Hours until Launch

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Two Hours until Launch



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Time is a huge factor in tracking Santa. We all watch the time very closely. It is important for Santa to know where it is Christmas and where it is Christmas Eve. At this moment it is roughly two hours before Santa’s launch. Santa launches at that time every year because in the far South […]

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Sleigh Bells Declared Ready

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Sleigh Bells Declared Ready



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World from the Research and Development Department who have been putting the final touches on Santa’s sleigh is that the sleigh bells are perfectly tuned and ready to go. This is actually very good news. Tradition has it that Elf Gloria spends hours in advance of Santa’s launch overseeing the process of tuning the sleigh […]

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Only One Santa

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Only One Santa



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Email response to our last Santa Update indicates there is some confusion out there. I just said there were thousands of sleighs in flight around the world – not thousands of Santas. Some are writing in asking if there is more than one Santa Claus. Sorry for the confusion, kids. There is only one Santa […]

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Beware of Low Flying Sleighs

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Beware of Low Flying Sleighs



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You might want to spend time near a window before going to bed on Christmas Eve. Your chances of seeing a sleigh in flight are greater than ever. Elves in the tracking center are telling me that Santa has more flying sleighs in the air this Christmas than ever before. Thousands of sleighs are being […]

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Three Hours to Launch

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Three Hours to Launch



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We’re just 3 hours or less away from Santa’s launch and the Tracking Center is very busy already. Elves from around the world are testing equipment, getting into place and checking in to the North Pole. A lot of people think the Tracking Department just tracks Santa. They do that but that is actually the […]

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Jingle Bell 1 Launches Hundreds of Sleighs

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Jingle Bell 1 Launches Hundreds of Sleighs



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We have just been informed from the tracking center of the launch of hundreds of sleighs from Jingle Bell 1 – not Santa’s sleigh, but hundreds of other sleighs. These are small sleighs, designed for speed and agility. We do not know what their purpose is. In fact, in talking with the tracking department we […]

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Mrs. Claus Takes Over the Workshop

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Mrs. Claus Takes Over the Workshop



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Mrs. Claus is performing a different role at the moment than she usually does at the North Pole – she has rolled up her sleeves and has taken charge of Santa’s workshop. With so many elves missing and working on the big project we now know as Jingle Bell 1 it appears Santa asked Mrs. […]