If something is to happen in the next hour Santa’s reindeer might not be aware of it. It is nap time for them. In speaking with Elf Victor he assures us that all the reindeer are healthy and ready to go. But with hours still until Santa’s launch he doesn’t want to disturb their rest. […]
The world is burning up the phone lines, emails and fax machines to the North Pole as media contacts and government representatives debate Santa’s “historic” news. We still don’t know the nature of what Santa has in mind but some seem to think it is bad news. One media outlet is blaring headlines on its […]
Here’s an interesting development. Elves working on Santa’s flight path over the Pacific have been put on high alert. That means they are at their stations, watching radar, receiving confidential tracking data, and prepared to report any activity in the skies there. The Tracking Department confirms that elves in Alaska, Hawaii, Midway, Guam, the Philippines, […]
While we are now only 90 minutes away from whatever this big historic event is we remind you that it is NOT too late to enter your ideas for the naming of Santa’s sleigh this year. Santa names the sleigh just before he takes off and the Tracking Department assures me that Santa is still […]
Elf Billy from the Weather Department has issued an urgent bulletin warning the North Pole of bad weather. A blizzard with white out conditions is expected to hit any time now. That’s kind of normal for Christmas at the North Pole. The weather doesn’t affect Santa and the reindeer much because when they take off […]
“You will be blown away,” Elf Agent X just told me by telephone. He was talking about the big historic event scheduled for two hours from now. It has certainly turned the North Pole on its head. I’ve never seen more elves so confused and worried as I am right now. I have noticed however […]
When work stops on Mrs. Claus’ cookies you know something important is up. Her kitchen is vacant at this hour as all elves there have left to gather a couple of miles away at an enclosed grandstand. That remote grandstand has everyone talking. The fact that is was built and nobody here noticed it is […]
Chaos has erupted in Santa’s Workshop as supervisors there don’t want to stop working. They are still behind there and the supervisors are upset that elves have been called to “launch positions”, effectively shutting down the workshop. Right now as I type this elves are being mobilized into shuttles and are being taken to an […]
Breaking News! Alarms of a different sort are going off at the North Pole and everyone here is in shock. These are special alarms. They only go off once a year and only for a special reason: they announce that elves need to gather to watch Santa launch. Everyone here is confused. But the news […]
Breaking news! Twelve hours from now Santa launches. Just 12 hours left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Things here at the North Pole are very, very busy. The workshop is going a billion miles per hour, trying their best to get everything done. I understand they are still really, really behind. But the Tracking Center is all ready to go […]
The sun is rising in the South Pacific and the island nations of the sea are awaking now to Christmas Eve morning. For elves working that part of the world it is a busy time. They will be testing their tracking equipment over the next couple of hours as well as ensuring their communication systems […]
Santa’s sleigh just returned to the North Pole. I saw it land just moments ago. It appears the sleigh is undamaged and that Elf Vernon and those with him on the flight are unhurt. Elves from the Research and Development Department are all over the sleigh at this moment, making sure all parts are there […]
