Breaking News! Santa instructed me this morning to put out the word that Santa would like you to place a name tag of some sort on your Christmas tree before he visits late on Christmas Eve. As discussed earlier this month in a Santa Update Santa believes every home should have a tree that is […]
Hi everyone! Stunning news to announce this morning: Santa has just informed us that he has organized a new department to be known as the North Pole Navy. Yes, Santa will have ships. We’re not sure what this means, exactly. Santa didn’t explain it much. The new office will NOT be headquartered at the North […]
Merry Christmas! Moments ago the coordinated countdown clocks at the North Pole lit up with red lights – that means the Tracking Department is now in business. The Tracking Department has a big job. Every year they plot out Santa’s flight plan, look for dangers out there in the weather and other obstacles, and place […]
Greetings all! It is Sunday and that means a day of rest and worship for us here at the North Pole. Yes, we’re busy. And yes, Christmas and Santa’s launch is just around the corner. But Santa insists that we take this time off. He does this every year. It is hard for a lot […]
Hi everyone! The Big Building with No Name has been running around the clock for weeks now. The lights have been on there non-stop and every day more and more elves go into that building. But today something different is happening there – loud noises…almost like explosions. There is no smoke, no fire…just noise. Someone […]
Greetings everyone! As we tick down the final hours of Operation Merry Christmas the North Pole post office has been overwhelmed with calls and letters of support for Santa. Folks as asking what they can do to help. Governments have offered the help of military units and transportation to help Santa. So too have shipping […]
Happy Christmas everyone! As we’ve been telling you all season one of the least worries this year has been with Santa’s Sleigh. Elf Quinton had his design by Santa approved more than a month ago and since that time he and his team have prepared every inch of the new sleigh. Today he told me […]
Merry Christmas, All! With a week to go until Christmas Eve we are starting to get detailed weather warnings from the Tracking Center. Elf Billy, head of the weather over there, says we could be in for some trouble. Storms are lining up that will affect flight operations at the North Pole. Now, reindeer love […]
An odd bit of breaking news here today: Santa has assembled a team of six elves to leave today for Houston, Texas in the United States for training in explosives. No explanation has been given for this training and why it needs to happen now when it is so close to Christmas. The elves are […]
Hi everyone! Elf Dr. Lionel P. Spock showed up at Santa’s Workshop today with his whole crew of doctors and nurses offering their help. “We didn’t have many elves to treat this year anyway,” Elf Lionel told me. “Everyone is very healthy”. Elf Bernard was very happy to receive the help. He says that medical […]
Breaking News just in from the Tracking Department. Personnel there have been made aware of three night-time flights this week Santa will be making to three locations: somewhere in Europe, somewhere in Malaysia, and somewhere in the Middle East. There is no known purpose for these visits. This is a very odd and curious announcement. […]
Merry Christmas Everyone! We begin the last full week that we have before Christmas….and things are in a bit of a panic here at the North Pole. Elf Bernard had a little meltdown in the production meetings this morning. He told Santa that if he doesn’t get more elves today that he didn’t think he […]
