Entries by Elf Ernest

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Back Up Sleigh Pressed into Service

Official word now coming from Elf Quinton, Santa’s sleighmaster, that Santa will NOT be launching in his new sleigh this year. Instead, Santa will use the sleigh from Operation Merry Christmas 1973, a sleigh known at the time as “Mabel”. Here is Elf Quinton’s statement: “Santa Claus will launch as scheduled using a sleigh designed […]

Rumors of Troubles with Santa’s Sleigh Swirl About the North Pole

Elf Red Stocking over on Kringle Radio broke the story moments ago that there may be a problem with Santa’s sleigh and that it might not be ready in time for Santa’s launch. The lights are burning brightly over at the Research and Development Department, which is unusual for this late in the game. Santa […]

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Santa’s Workshop Still Hard at Work

In less than three hours Santa will leave the North Pole — what happens if the workshop’s work is not yet completed? It is a good question. Santa doesn’t have time to circle back to the North Pole for late work. This is part of the reason why Santa has a whole fleet of sleighs […]

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Newsroom Kicks Coverage into High Gear

We have breaking news from all over the place at this hour: False reports of Santa sightings have come in from Hong Kong or stations located near there in the past hour. They are not true because Santa’s sleigh is still here at the North Pole and so is Santa Claus. It appears the false […]