Entries by Elf Ernest

South Korea Reports a Merry Christmas

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Santa has moved on to South Korea and folks there are very happy. We are awaiting word from the Tracking Center for the full story of what happened in North Korea. We expect sleighs that were serving there as decoys to show up here soon and we hope to interview some of the elves that […]

North Korea Reports a Wild Christmas

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Unbelievable news coming from North Korea. Santa is there and he is delivering! Seven sleighs are in the skies there and Santa himself is in one of them. He is moving at incredible speed and is making quick work of the North Korean countryside. “Clearly those are decoys,” Elf Quinton told me a minute ago. […]

Japan Says Santa is There

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Wild, happy reports of Christmas are coming from all over Japan at this moment. Santa has been there! Santa continues to move at speeds never before seen. This new team of reindeer is powering the sleigh at record speeds. In country after country the records are falling. According to the latest reports over on Kringle […]

Soloman Islands Report a Merry Christmas

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Santa has dipped south yet again in an amazing burst of speed. The Soloman Islands report a Merry Christmas while we receive continued weird reports coming from North Korea. Have you heard the latest over on Kringle Radio? I’ll try to get that report for you in my next update. Lots of strange things going […]

Santa Sends Bedtime Warning for ADULTS in North Korea

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Well this is weird. Santa is over land at this hour pushing deep into Siberia, visit Yakutsk. But all the news is about North Korea where Santa has just sent another bedtime warning — this time to ADULTS in North Korea. Santa is not in the practice of asking adults to do much of anything […]

Guam Reports!

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Guam is reporting a Merry Christmas at this moment as Santa and team have shot back north in a blazing display of power and speed. Santa is moving faster than ever. The eyes of the world, however, are on North Korea and what Santa may be planning to do there. We have reports of several […]

Speed Record Falls as Santa Visits Australia Again

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WOW! Santa is scorching hot as he speeds the sleigh back down south again, visiting Australia almost as I type this. The tracking center is reporting that Santa has just broken a speed record in his rush to get back to Australia. I asked Elf Victor about this new team of reindeer because I don’t […]

Santa Changes Reindeer and Sleigh in Vladivostok

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A quick visit to Vladivostok has made people there very happy where it is Christmas morning for them. And it is also a temporary home for Santa’s reindeer, who will be resting there for a while. Santa has changed reindeer, driving now a team made up of Daisy, Fluff, Snowball, Butterfly, Peaches, Angel, Francis and […]

Hobart Gets A Visit from Santa

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Santa continues to work in Australia at this time, we recently heard from the city of Hobart. Santa pretty much has no where to go but north right now. He could head into Indonesia or perhaps shoot back up to Siberia, or maybe even towards Japan. We don’t know for sure, it is up to […]

Santa Sighted in Sydney

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We are receiving lots of reports from Sydney, Australia that Santa has been there. In fact, all over the east coast of Australia we have unconfirmed reports coming in of Santa’s merry visits. According to my historical charts here in the newsroom I would say that Santa is getting to Australia a bit earlier this […]

Port Vila Says Santa is There

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Like a shot Santa has returned to the South Pacific and is in Port Vila right now, just south of the Soloman Islands and north and east a bit of Australia. “This looks weird on a map,” Elf Quinton admitted, “But it is a smart strategy. Santa knows who is asleep and who is awake. […]

Magadan Reports!

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The eastern Russian port city of Magadan is reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour, marking Santa’s first visit to Russia of this flight. Tracker at the tracking center were excited to mark that location on that map. They were betting that Santa would not get there for at least another hour. “All I can […]