Entries by Elf Ernest
Havana Reports!
In a surprise move Santa broke away from the cold North and has re-emerged in the warm Caribbean. Havana, San Juan, and Port-Au-Prince have all reported Santa’s visits. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 47334 mph Reindeer […]
Northern Canadian Provinces Visited by Santa
Queen Elizabeth Islands — a remote area above the Arctic Circle and not far away from the North Pole, actually, have been visited by Santa in the past few minutes. Santa has many friends there. Santa is picking up speed! — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All […]
Eastern Canada Has First Visit from Santa
St. John’s in Far Eastern Canada was the first stop for Santa in Canada today. Labrador City also reports a visit. Santa is moving again at a very rapid pace. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 27334 […]
Santa Heads Toward Bermuda
Santa has visited Hamilton and Tucker’s Town on the island of Bermuda a few minutes ago. In fact, he’s been to several of the U.S. Virgin Islands, too — Barbados, St. Thomas, and others. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are […]
More Brazilian Cities Report
Santa pushed deeper into Brazil visiting the cities of Maraba and Porto Velho in the past few minutes. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 6458 mph Reindeer Status: Awesome Latest Secret Spy Reports: All-night Taco stand closed […]
First Visits to Brazil Reported
It is summer time in Brazil and Santa is flying without his coat on. Recife, where the temperature right now measures at a balmy 80 degrees, has reported a Merry Christmas, the first Brazilian City to do so. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are […]
Santa Visits Ships at Sea
Santa is in the North Atlantic visiting the ships at sea that he finds there. He especially loves to deliver to cruise ships. He told me a story of hovering his sleigh near the balcony of a cabin on a cruise ship so he could make a delivery. He considers cruise ships one of his […]
Santa Visits Greenland
Ok, now we’re back in business. Santa is in Greenland, taking his time. And he has visited Daneborg, Gunnbjorn and Disko Bay in the last little bit. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 400 mph Reindeer Status: […]
Santa Circles Back to Greenland
Moving at a very leisurely pace, Santa has circled back over the North Atlantic and is now heading back north— towards Greenland. “We think Santa is out for a pleasure cruise,” laughed Elf Quinton. “He looks like on the map like he cannot make up his mind!” Actually, what is going on is that Santa […]
Santa Heads South Again
Santa has left the North Pole and appears to be bypassing Greenland to head for Brazil. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 400 mph Reindeer Status: Fantastic Latest Secret Spy Reports: Raucous parties reported in Rio de […]
Santa Still at the North Pole
Santa is still at the North Pole. He has enjoyed cookies and punch with a few of his elves the past few minutes. They are feeling very honored because Santa has asked them all their opinions on whether he should head down to Brazil next or stop in Greenland. He says he is thinking of […]
