Elf Ernest is Senior Vice President of Public Relations at the North Pole. As such he oversees all North Pole websites and the News Department, which includes Kringle Radio, North Pole Radio News, SantaUpdate.com, SantaTrackers.net and NorthPoleFlightCommand.com. Ernest also oversees all official North Pole social media channels. You can read more about him at this link.
Santa pushed deeper into Brazil visiting the cities of Maraba and Porto Velho in the past few minutes. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 6458 mph Reindeer Status: Awesome Latest Secret Spy Reports: All-night Taco stand closed […]
It is summer time in Brazil and Santa is flying without his coat on. Recife, where the temperature right now measures at a balmy 80 degrees, has reported a Merry Christmas, the first Brazilian City to do so. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are […]
Santa is in the North Atlantic visiting the ships at sea that he finds there. He especially loves to deliver to cruise ships. He told me a story of hovering his sleigh near the balcony of a cabin on a cruise ship so he could make a delivery. He considers cruise ships one of his […]
Ok, now we’re back in business. Santa is in Greenland, taking his time. And he has visited Daneborg, Gunnbjorn and Disko Bay in the last little bit. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 400 mph Reindeer Status: […]
Moving at a very leisurely pace, Santa has circled back over the North Atlantic and is now heading back north— towards Greenland. “We think Santa is out for a pleasure cruise,” laughed Elf Quinton. “He looks like on the map like he cannot make up his mind!” Actually, what is going on is that Santa […]
Santa has left the North Pole and appears to be bypassing Greenland to head for Brazil. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 400 mph Reindeer Status: Fantastic Latest Secret Spy Reports: Raucous parties reported in Rio de […]
Santa is still at the North Pole. He has enjoyed cookies and punch with a few of his elves the past few minutes. They are feeling very honored because Santa has asked them all their opinions on whether he should head down to Brazil next or stop in Greenland. He says he is thinking of […]
Santa returned to the North, having nothing to do he says, until more kids are asleep in South America. He sneaked in the back door, walked into the kitchen where Mrs. Claus was frosting cookies and said “Hello, Honey, what’s for dinner?” surprising Mrs. Claus and making her jump about three feet in the air […]
All over the tiny island nation of Iceland hearts are merry as reports are streaming into the North Pole at this hour that Santa has been there. It is at this point in Santa’s flight where he usually takes a long break. It seems kids in North America especially have a hard time falling asleep […]
Happy kids in London are emailing their thanks to Santa already. London, Oxford, Paris, Leeds, Londonderry, Aberdeen, Exeter and many other points across the UK are reporting to the North Pole at this hour. Look out, North America and South America…Santa is on his way! — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North […]
Zurich, Madrid, and Lisbon all report Santa’s been there recently. Santa continues to move quickly! Kids along the eastern sea board of the Americas are being asked to go to bed. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: […]
Approximately 10 miles east of Hanover in Germany Santa came in hard over snow drifts and took out a fence. “He was hot dogging a little bit,” Elf Billy from the Tracking Department told me. “Santa will do that from time to time. They have had a lot of slow there and Santa was actually […]
