Entries by Elf Ernest

Sri Lanka Reports!

Elves in the Tracking Department are expressing alarm at Santa’s current position — he’s all the way down in Sri Lanka. We have received multiple confirmations that Santa has visited there too, bringing a Merry Christmas to a number of people there. “I don’t know how he did that. He told us he was going […]

Santa Slows Down Dramatically

Santa has headed south and is making headway but his speed is noticeably slower. “Well, it is easy to see why,” Elf Quinton quipped. “He’s using a 1942 model sleigh. All the reindeer in the world aren’t going to make that relic go faster. It will get him where he needs to go and by […]

Santa Still Grounded in Russia

Santa Claus is still on the ground in Russia. He’s eaten lunch with Mrs. Claus but is getting very anxious to get back in the air, citing concerns for kids in his home country of Turkey, for some reason. But Santa can’t fly right now due to a damaged sleigh. Elf Quinton has a team […]

Santa Reports Sleigh Problems in Russia

As Santa pulled into a frozen mountain meadow in northern Russia he called in to Elf Quinton to report a problem with the sleigh. Evidently he hit a tree coming in for a landing and didn’t see a cell phone tower sticking up in the middle of it. They often place cell phone towers near […]

Santa in Northern Russia

Santa is again up near the artic circle in Northern Russia visiting coast fishing villages and military outposts. We are hearing radio reports in the tracking center of communication between his sleigh and the sleigh Mrs. Claus left on just a short time ago. Apparently Santa will be stopping soon to lunch with Mrs. Claus. […]

Kathmandu Reports!

Santa is all over the map in his deliveries. Kathmandu is now reporting as well as tiny villages at the base of Mt. Everest. It is expected that Santa will slow down a little as he heads north into Russia. The middle east is coming up in the next few hours and this is always […]

India Reports!

Santa is in India. We’ve received numerous confirmations that folks there are waking up to a happy Christmas morning there. Somewhere in his travels Santa has ordered ten sleighs filled with elves, wrapping paper, tape and scissors to leave the North Pole for somewhere in North Africa. He has ordered another ten sleighs filled with […]

Santa Works the Heart of Asia

Santa has returned to rural areas of Siberia in the past few minutes. He is covering ground quickly. We are getting reports from the Russian city of Omsk that Santa has been there. The Tracking Center is warning that Santa will need to slow down but data coming from the sleigh is relentless. New bedtime […]

Santa Resumes Deliveries in Kazakhstan

Santa left the North Pole a little while ago and we’re starting to get reports out of Kazakhstan that he has started deliveries there. As Santa continues to push west we can see he remains on a good schedule. But the problems with Santa’s deliveries stem more from the North Pole than from Santa, his […]