Entries by Elf Ernest

Santa in Northern Russia

Santa is again up near the artic circle in Northern Russia visiting coast fishing villages and military outposts. We are hearing radio reports in the tracking center of communication between his sleigh and the sleigh Mrs. Claus left on just a short time ago. Apparently Santa will be stopping soon to lunch with Mrs. Claus. […]

Kathmandu Reports!

Santa is all over the map in his deliveries. Kathmandu is now reporting as well as tiny villages at the base of Mt. Everest. It is expected that Santa will slow down a little as he heads north into Russia. The middle east is coming up in the next few hours and this is always […]

India Reports!

Santa is in India. We’ve received numerous confirmations that folks there are waking up to a happy Christmas morning there. Somewhere in his travels Santa has ordered ten sleighs filled with elves, wrapping paper, tape and scissors to leave the North Pole for somewhere in North Africa. He has ordered another ten sleighs filled with […]

Santa Works the Heart of Asia

Santa has returned to rural areas of Siberia in the past few minutes. He is covering ground quickly. We are getting reports from the Russian city of Omsk that Santa has been there. The Tracking Center is warning that Santa will need to slow down but data coming from the sleigh is relentless. New bedtime […]

Santa Resumes Deliveries in Kazakhstan

Santa left the North Pole a little while ago and we’re starting to get reports out of Kazakhstan that he has started deliveries there. As Santa continues to push west we can see he remains on a good schedule. But the problems with Santa’s deliveries stem more from the North Pole than from Santa, his […]

Santa Spotted Near the Arctic Circle in Russia

Santa is making quick work of rural Russia and the tiny villages of remote Siberia. Military installations near the arctic circle in northern Russia are reporting that Santa is clearly visiting the sparsely populated area in the frozen areas of the north. He’s very close to him right now. — Elf Ernest Bedtime Warning: Oman

Santa is in Mongolia

Tiny villages of Northern China and outer Mongolia are reporting Santa’s visit at this hour. Hearts there are indeed merry. Not so at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus has directed the elves attending the Christmas Eve party at the Claus residence to the Workshop to help Elf Bernard and his team complete things in time […]

Santa Sets Records in the Orient

A rash of new reports are pouring in to the North Pole — all saying Santa has visited. Seoul, Manila, Hong Kong and Beijing are all reporting the impossible news that Santa has delivered. At Santa’s tracking center the elves cannot believe it. “This is breathtaking!” Elf Quinton said to me. “I’ve never seen Santa […]