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Test Flight Chased from Iran

Breaking News! Evidently the Iranians are serious about getting Santa’s sleigh out of Iran. They have just fired a missile of some sort at it. Elves in the Tracking Center assure me that the sleigh is in no danger. Elf Vernon is…
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Test Flight Breaks a Speed Record

He did it! Elf Vernon, test piloting Santa’s sleigh, did indeed set an all time speed record for Santa’s sleigh while over the Atlantic ocean a short time ago. Elf Quinton watched it on the sleigh cam in the tracking center, where…
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New Sleigh Features Reindeer Cooling Technology

In discussing Santa’s sleigh with Elf Quinton in the past hour he shared some more information with me I did not know. This new sleigh is not only the biggest Santa has ever flown it is also the most technologically advance vehicle…
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Santa’s Sleigh Sent on Final Test Flight

Hi all! A very nervous Elf Quinton has carefully handed over Santa’s actual sleigh to an elf test pilot for one final test spin of the sleigh around the world. It is shiny new. “We do this flight because we have to make sure everything…
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Tracker Elves from India Check In

It is only early in the evening on December 23rd in India but already spotters there are checking in, very determined and excited to be working for Santa this year. The team there of about 80 spotter elves are positioned at various locations…
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Santa’s Sleigh is Ready

Happy Christmas everyone! As we’ve been telling you all season one of the least worries this year has been with Santa’s Sleigh. Elf Quinton had his design by Santa approved more than a month ago and since that time he and his team have…
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Elves Sent for Training in Explosives

An odd bit of breaking news here today: Santa has assembled a team of six elves to leave today for Houston, Texas in the United States for training in explosives. No explanation has been given for this training and why it needs to happen…
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Good News for Santa’s Sleigh

Hi everybody! I saw Elf Quinton today and he was smiling from ear to ear. Santa’s sleigh is ready, he said. And he showed it to me. You should see it, kids. The sleigh is really big this year and it is a bright shiny red color.…
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Tracking Department Releases Rare Picture of Santa’s Sleigh in Flight

Greetings! The North Pole Tracking Department just released via their website, TrackingSanta.net, a photo showing Santa's sleigh during a test flight over the skies of Brazil. I cannot tell you how odd this is. Normally, even those of…
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Santa Orders Hundreds of New Sleighs

Greetings Everyone! More breaking news here at the North Pole: Santa has just placed an order for hundreds of new sleighs. Both Elf Quinton and Elf Bernard were taken by surprise with the news. Elf Quinton supplies the plans and buys…
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Eight Months Until Christmas Eve!

Greetings Santa fans! Can you believe it is just eight months until Christmas Eve? The time is flying! Speaking of flying things are really happening now with Santa’s new sleigh for 2014. Elf Quinton had Santa over to the Flight Center…
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Tiny Russian Villages Report Santa

Santa Claus is making his way through more remote and frozen areas of interior Russia at this hour. He is moving fast and covering a lot of ground. According to Elf Quinton, Santa's sleigh had a runner that got chipped when it landed…