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Tiny Russian Villages Report Santa

Santa Claus is making his way through more remote and frozen areas of interior Russia at this hour. He is moving fast and covering a lot of ground. According to Elf Quinton, Santa's sleigh had a runner that got chipped when it landed…
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Thailand Reports a Merry Christmas

Santa continues to deliver at a rapid pace. Cities and villages alike in Thailand are reporting a Merry Christmas to the North Pole at this very moment. Over on Kringle Radio Elf Quinton just delivered some news that was quite contrary…
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North Korea Reports a Wild Christmas

Unbelievable news coming from North Korea. Santa is there and he is delivering! Seven sleighs are in the skies there and Santa himself is in one of them. He is moving at incredible speed and is making quick work of the North Korean countryside.…
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Port Vila Says Santa is There

Like a shot Santa has returned to the South Pacific and is in Port Vila right now, just south of the Soloman Islands and north and east a bit of Australia. "This looks weird on a map," Elf Quinton admitted, "But it is a smart strategy.…
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Santa Sticks with Old Sleigh

Santa Claus is opting to keep the old sleigh in service. "Gracie", as he is calling the sleigh this year, is functioning well and traveling quite faster than it did the last time it was used in service more than 40 years ago. Santa selected…
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South Pole Reports First Visits from Santa Claus!

Shocking news from the South Pole -- Santa has been there! We have confirmed reports from the South Pole that Santa Claus has indeed made his first visits to research stations down at the South Pole in just the past few minutes. Elf…
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World Awaits Word from Santa

The clock is ticking and there has been no word from Santa for about 15 minutes. Right now, the Tracking Department cannot tell me exactly where he is. "He's ordered radio silence and he has turned his jammers on," Elf Quinton said.…
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Sleigh Technician Team Leaves the North Pole

Elf Quinton has loaded a sleigh with "technicians" who will be meeting up with Santa soon to make a repair or a modification of some sort to Santa's sleigh. I saw them leave moments ago, toolboxes in hand. We're not sure if this has something…
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Replacement Sleigh Quickly Outfitted with Tuned Bells

Elves are rushing at this moment to fit the old sleigh with new bells as Santa switches gears here at the last minute. Can a 40-year-old sleigh do the job Santa needs to do tonight? That's the question on everyone's mind. Elf Gloria hours…
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Back Up Sleigh Pressed into Service

Official word now coming from Elf Quinton, Santa's sleighmaster, that Santa will NOT be launching in his new sleigh this year. Instead, Santa will use the sleigh from Operation Merry Christmas 1973, a sleigh known at the time as "Mabel". Here…
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Did Santa Just Deliver Coal to North Korea?

A great debate has erupted at the North Pole and every elf here is engaged in it. Did Santa just deliver coal to North Korea? That is the big debate right now and it has elves here questioning what this means for Santa's flight tonight.…
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12 Hours to Santa’s Launch

Santa launches in 12 hours and there are questions flying all over the North Pole. Why was Santa's sleigh on a test flight in North Korea? What happened that caused Elf Vernon to lose an entire load of coal there? Is Santa really sending…