The latest North Pole Radio News Reports as broadcast at the North Pole.

North Pole Navy Deploys
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North Pole Navy Deploys

The North Pole Navy has deployed to various oceans on the globe in their mission to support Operation Merry Christmas. Some people are really surprised to learn that the North Pole even has a Navy. I don't know why this is so shocking…
Tracker Elf Conference
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Tracker Elf Conference Tomorrow

The annual Tracker Elf Conference for trackers that track Santa for Santa will convene at SantaTrackers.net on Saturday at 10am EST. Tracking Santa for Santa is not like tracking Santa anywhere else. As a tracker elf working for Santa,…
North Pole Security
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North Pole Security Hard at Work

North Pole Security has a big job to do every Christmas and they are hard at work with it right now. I talked with Elf Agent X, head of North Pole Security, after our little discussion the other day about the Cookie Desk in North Pole…
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Santa’s Workshop in High Gear

With about a week to go all eyes at the North Pole are on Santa's Workshop. The question here everyone is asking is "Will they get it done this year?" Everyone questions that because of what happened last year. A last minute snafu…
Professional Trackers
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Professional Trackers Gather at the North Pole

There are just 8 days until Santa launches and the signs of his journey are all around us. Today a gathering of professional field tracker elves is taking place at the North Pole. These professional tracker elves are different from the…
Christmas Stockings
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Sleigh Prompts Warning About Christmas Stockings

The greatness of Santa's new sleigh is prompting an unusual warning about your Christmas stocking.   North Pole Flight Command is telling us that Santa's new sleigh is "light years" ahead of anything he has flown in the past.…
Tracker Elf Recruiting
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Tracker Elf Recruiting Kicks in to High Gear

Tracker elf recruiting has kicked into high gear as we approach the final ten days before Santa's launch. These are the biggest days of the year for getting new elves to track Santa for Santa. Tracking Santa for Santa is not like tracking…
Wrapping Department
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Wrapping Department in a Sticky Situation

The Wrapping Department at the North Pole is experiencing a few issues, it was learned today. Scotch tape is in short supply and the North Pole inventory has nearly been used. Elves have been working for months to resolve the issue knowing that…
Backup Team of reindeer
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Backup Team of Reindeer Named

The backup team of reindeer has been named today by the Reindeer Operations team after conferring with Santa. It's a big deal in the world of reindeer. The backup team of reindeer have a lonely assignment. It is a high honor to be named…
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Secret Santa Games at the North Pole

Secret Santa games are being played at the North Pole. This is a common thing in a lot of businesses and workplaces all over the world. Groups of people working together will draw names and then secretly try to gift something to the person whose…
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Santa and the North Pole are Virus Free

Santa and the North Pole were declared virus free by the North Pole Medical Clinic. Santa returned briefly to the North Pole specifically for medical tests. Although these tests are routine many have looked at them this year in suspicion…
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St. Nicholas Day Celebrated at the North Pole

St. Nicholas Day is being celebrated today all around the world, including at the North Pole. St. Nicholas is someone many people confuse with Santa Claus. In fact, in today's North Pole Radio News report (in the player below), Elves…