Another hour has passed and the Tracking Center remains locked to us. They just released a statement I can share: “The performance of Santa’s Sleigh especially these past few hours suggest that Santa will likely break long-standing speed records in his Christmas flight. The sleigh is performing well and we anticipate a smooth flight for […]
News coming from the Tracking Center indicates that Santa just brushed by the capital city of Iran in the last little while. Many people there love Santa but the Iranian military and government does not and many elves here at the North Pole are wondering why Elf Vernon is taking Santa’s latest sleigh into such […]
Communications streaming into the North Pole indicates that leaders of world governments all over the globe are clearing the skies for Santa. Flight planners are working with local airport authorities and military units to discuss Santa’s approach and approximate arrival time in every country around the world. Most are very cooperative and are working with […]
As heard on Kringle Radio moments ago the North Pole Newsroom will be launching a chaser sleigh to follow and report on Santa as he travels around the world. Click the image below to hear the exciting details of our “eye in the sky” reporter elf, Crash Murphy: — Elf Ernest
Santa Claus has called a meeting for flight planners in the Weather and Tracking Departments here at the North Pole. He wanted me to make sure I tell everyone that the meeting is completely routine. They are discussing last minute changes to the weather in several parts of the world and adjusting the flight plan […]
Elf Bernard has been scheduling the workshop double shifts for the past week and he tells me that today things are continuing at a rapid pace. Elves are working as fast as they can in the rush to get everything completed before Santa launches later tonight. As has become tradition Elf Bernard has called in […]
In an all new feature this year we have started broadcasting news updates via Kringle Radio, the station Santa listens to on his sleigh. The newsroom here at the North Pole is a pretty busy place this year, lots of new elves running around as we receive updates from the sleigh, from all working departments […]
Returning to Santa’s mailbag we received this question from 39 year old believer Hannah Watson, from Wales. Hannah wants to know: do any evles go with Santa on Christmas Eve. Nope. We’re all very busy on Christmas Eve. We each have jobs to do. Many, like Elf Vernon, are sleigh qualified but Santa works best […]
We’re hearing from the Tracking Center that Elf Vernon’s final test flight of Santa’s sleigh is turning heads in North America. Just a short time ago an eyewitness from near Idaho Falls in the USA reported seeing a flash at a fairly low altitude. “I was looking for it,” said 33 year-old rancher Rex Jardine, […]
Tensions are running high at the North Pole as we mark just 24 hours left in our countdown until Santa officially launches the sleigh for Operation Merry Christmas 2013. The workshop is in chaos, with elves running around like mad trying to complete the production quotas set by Santa’s list. The tracking department is keeping […]
Elf Vernon has launched in Santa’s Sleigh for one final test flight, just a little more than 24 hours before Santa’s actual launch for Operation Merry Christmas 2013. All the elves at the North Pole are talking about this. It is historic. “It’s a good thing the sugar cookie pool isn’t going yet,” Elf Maxwell […]
In a historic first in Operation Merry Christmas a late, last minute test flight has been ordered for Santa’s new sleigh. The sleigh has been plagued with problems all season and Santa has sent it back for redesign several times. Both Elf Victor and Santa Claus have approved the final test flight for Santa’s new […]
