Reports coming out of Kabul are saying that Santa has been there. Military outposts are reporting Santa came into Kabul low and extremely fast. Rumors of him being accompanied by several other sleighs have not been confirmed. Please stand by for more information. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command […]
Santa’s sleigh has been declared under a special security alert. That does NOT mean something is wrong with Santa or the sleigh. It means that for some reason we cannot know exactly where he is or what he is doing at this time. We are entriely dependent upon world reports now of Santa’s visits. We […]
Santa is in northern Siberia again, visiting remote Russian villages. This is one of his most favorite parts of the world and he tends to spend a lot of time there. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down… Sleigh Status: 52 mph Reindeer Status: […]
Calcutta is reporting Santa’s visit at this hour. In fact, we’re receiving reports of sleigh sightings all over India. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Command Center under lock-down… Sleigh Status: 12458 mph Reindeer Status: Good Latest Secret Spy Reports: Severe weather reported all over the US […]
Sri Lanka has now reported that Santa Claus has been there. Meanwhile, we are receiving via Santa’s secret spies numerous reports of severe weather, tornado sightings, high winds and heavy rains all across the US south and southeast. Please be careful out there and thank your for your continued reports. They are very helpful. — […]
Remote areas of Mongolia are reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. Still no news on all the recent sleigh activity or Santa’s intent with the all-girl team of reindeer he has asked for from the North Pole. We will keep you posted as we learn more. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at […]
The City of Shanghai says Santa has delivered! Santa is pushing even further to the west now. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Elf Victor and the All-Girl reindeer team have left the North Pole; Command Center under lock-down… Sleigh Status: 15998 mph Reindeer Status: Good Latest […]
Beijing is reporting a Merry Christmas as well as several other areas in China. I received a brief text message from Elf Agent X. He said to expect news to come of many visits from Santa very, very quickly. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Elf Victor […]
Ho Chi Minh City is reporting a Merry Christmas as well as other parts of Cambodia at this time. Santa is slowly pushing west as bedtime warnings persist for places all over the Middle East and Eastern Africa at this hour. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: […]
Bangkok is reporting a Merry Christmas at this time. In the meantime, access to the Tracking Center at the North Pole has been shut off. All doors are locked at the moment. We just received word that Santa’s sleigh cam will be shut down in the coming hours and that only secured radio channels will […]
The major city of Hong Kong is now reporting a Merry Christmas. So too are smaller cities and towns in China. Santa is on the move. Up here at the North Pole Elf Agent X is in the sleigh barn coordinating an airlift of several sleighs. They look different than Santa’s sleigh…instead of red they […]
