Santa is moving very, very quickly. More reports are coming out of Australia — Hobart and Darwin have reported. So too has Perth. Santa has worked his way back North to the East China Sea. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems go, all lights are […]
Santa has bypassed Japan at this hour and has instead opted to return to Australia. We are receiving reports from Hobart that Santa has been there. Meanwhile, Santa has specifically requested that kids in Pakistan go to bed. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems go, […]
After briefly crossing the Sea of Okhotusk Santa met with Elf Victor who was standing by with a replacement team of reindeer. Joining Santa now on his merry flight is Racer, Pacer, Speedy, Francis, Gordy, Queenie, Holly, Thor and Mickey. Taking a break is Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder, Blitzen and Rudolph. Up […]
The tiny island of Guam is reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. And in other news Santa has sent a specific alert to all in China to go to sleep! Santa must be ready to deliver in China. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Elf Victor […]
Santa has just been sighted in Japan. Meanwhile, we have been receiving lots of email expressing concern for Santa’s reindeer. Indeed, Santa is feeling concerned for them as well. He has dispatched Elf Victor with a relief team of reindeer to meet with him soon in an undisclosed location. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s […]
Santa is again pushing north, still moving at a very high rate of speed. Papua New Guinea has reported a Merry Christmas. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Standing by for Reindeer Alert Sleigh Status: 9865 mph Reindeer Status: Bursting with energy! Latest Secret Spy Reports: Massive […]
Sydney, Brisbane, Melbourne and other cities, towns, and villages along the east coast of Australia are all reporting a Merry Christmas at this time. Santa took nearly everyone there by surprise. Not sure where Santa goes from here. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: No issues reported […]
Displaying a level of speed we have yet to see so far on Santa’s flight a new speed record has been set as Santa’s sleigh rocketed south towards Australia. “That was a surprise,” Elf Quinton said. “To be honest Santa has been moving at a very leisurely pace. We expected him to pour it to […]
Santa is way north in the cooler air of Kamchatka. We do have a few reports that Santa has made stops there. Can we anticipate a change in reindeer soon? Elf Victor and Elf Quinton have said that Santa has not requested it yet. Santa only left the North Pole a little more than five […]
Manila and Cebu City are both reporting a very Merry Christmas as Santa has visited there in the past little while. Santa has pushed on, heading north. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: No issues reported at this time. Sleigh Status: 2987 mph Reindeer Status: Tiring. Latest […]
Santa is heading north, perhaps towards Japan or maybe even beyond. We are guessing he is seeking cooler weather to give the reindeer a little relief. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: No issues reported at this time. Sleigh Status: 1733 mph Reindeer Status: Tiring. Latest Secret […]
