Entries by Elf Ernest

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Is Santa Taking a Break?

Santa has stopped at an unnamed island in the Northern Mariana Islands. Elf Quinton says it appears Santa is drinking Pineapple juice according to what he can see on the Sleigh cam. He is giving the reindeer lots of water. “The southern hemisphere is tough on the reindeer because of the heat,” Elf Victor said. […]

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Soloman Islands Report Santa’s Visit

Santa is island hopping at this time, visiting huts and homes alike as he moves from island nation to island nation in Polynesia. Folks all over western Asia have now gone to bed. Japan, China and Korea all are watching the skies for Santa. We’re not sure where Santa is headed next. — Elf Ernest […]

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South Pole Reports a Merry Christmas

Residents in report villages in Antartica are reporting Santa’s visits at this hour. The Tracking Department confirms that Santa has delivered there in the last little while. Santa appears to be making good time this year. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: No issues reported at this […]

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Australian Secret Spies Report Dangers for Santa

Santa continues to work the South Pacific, having turned south yet again. Australia awaits anxious for Santa to visit. Elf Agent X reports that Santa’s Secret Spies there are reporting possible dangers for Santa from all over the country. From high surf, to hot temps, to roof problems to yard decorations and suspicious folks who […]

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Ships At Sea Report a Merry Christmas

Captains of several ships at sea in the South Pacific are reporting that Santa has visited them. We don’t know exactly how Santa delivers to a boat. But he does. And the sailors working these ships are very grateful with what they receive. The folks can be at sea for months so things like books, […]