In a distressing bit of news this morning we are receiving reports of several sick elves showing up at the North Pole Medical Center. Could it be the return of the Bah Humbug Virus? Elf Dr. Lionel P. Spock says no. “These elves are coming in with runny noses, sore throats and weak coughs,” Elf […]
We have been receiving a lot of emails expressing concerns that the baby reindeer we have been telling you about here at the North Pole are allegedly being put to work for Santa Claus today. Those concerns are completely invalid and the rumors are totally false. “We would never do that!” Elf Victor said when […]
The blizzard that has hit the North Pole today won’t slow Santa down at all but it sure makes a mess of things. Elf Quinton says that bad weather will keep Santa’s sleigh indoors for quite a while. Normally when folks gather to watch Santa take off they have a chance to see the sleigh […]
The Tracking Department isn’t the only North Pole department deploying elves at this hour. My staff of news reporters are at this hour moving to major cities around the world to report on Operation Merry Christmas. While the world focuses on the North Pole for the next 22 hours prior to Santa’s launch we will […]
The Santa Tracking Department has started to place spotters on location in different parts of the world. The job of a spotter is to feed information from select locations back to the North Pole to aid in Santa’s flight. “We do have a flight plan that we discuss months ahead of time with Santa,” Elf […]
The North Pole Command Center officially announces the final countdown to Santa’s launch 24 hours from now. Flight control reports all systems are go and conditions are good for Santa’s flight. “The next 24 hours are very important,” Elf Quinton said. “Santa’s sleigh is being prepared even as I speak. It is not quite ready […]
Our expanded coverage of Santa’s flight has begun. For the next 24 hours or until Santa launches you can expect a news update from the North Pole at least every hour as we count down the time for Santa’s launch. Santa has asked us for this extra effort this year in an effort to slow […]
Santa has returned home for a brief rest and to check on things as they are progressing. It may be the last time we see him before he launches in a little more than 24 hours. Mrs. Claus wants to get some last minute measurements from him so she can tailor his flight suit exactly. […]
Elf Hugo reports that activity is brisk in Santa’s Post Office. Letters “by the millions” are pouring in to Santa from all over the world. “We have faxes, emails, text messages, letters, packages, drawings, plates of cookies — you name it! They are coming in for Santa like never before.” Elf Hugo said. Santa admits […]
They are calling it “Operation Wrap-It-Up”. At this hour hundreds of sleighs pulled by thousands of reindeer are shuttling thousands and thousands of toys around the world to be wrapped and made ready for Santa to pick up on his Christmas flight. And it has Elf Agent X just sick with worry. “You guys don’t […]
Santa’s sleigh is still being prepared for his Christmas flight and one of the last details that gets decided upon is what to name Santa’s sleigh. Santa likes to give his sleigh a name before he takes off every Christmas and he wants your help in deciding what to call it. Remember, Santa prefers that […]
