Elf Ernest is Senior Vice President of Public Relations at the North Pole. As such he oversees all North Pole websites and the News Department, which includes Kringle Radio, North Pole Radio News, SantaUpdate.com, SantaTrackers.net and NorthPoleFlightCommand.com. Ernest also oversees all official North Pole social media channels. You can read more about him at this link.
Elf Billy’s weather forecast was accurate: the blizzard warning for the North Pole predicted it would hit at this hour, more than 60 minutes after Santa was scheduled to leave. But Santa is still here on the ground and if he takes off in the next few hours he’s going to have do it in […]
The Tracking Department has just issued another bed time warning: New Zealanders should be getting to bed! It is approaching late evening in New Zealand. It will be Christmas morning there in just a few hours and I calculate that most kids there will be getting up in about six or seven hours from now […]
Our last report notwithstanding we still have to report that Santa and the reindeer remain resting at this hour. I spoke to Elf Victor a little while ago and he said Santa was very clear that he was not to awaken the reindeer until Santa calls him again. “I’m sitting here in my office in […]
In a sign that Santa Claus must be close to launching the sleigh we just received word that Santa’s Tracking Department has issued the first bedtime warning of Operation Merry Christmas 2011. According to this data release from the tracking center, kids in the deep south pacific and in Antartica near the South Pole are […]
At this point we would usually be talking about Santa’s final inspection of the sleigh before taking off. But since there’s been a delay we have the opportunity to tell you a little more detail about the preparation for the sleigh. Each year a new sleigh is used and with the new sleigh always comes […]
A cheer went up at Santa’s Workshop and in the Wrapping Department when the announcement went over the loudspeak that Santa would delay his launch. Elf Bernard calls the delay “a blessing” as he kept the Workshop busy. The Wrapping Department, as Elf Wally says, can only work as fast as the Workshop puts it […]
Santa just called. He said he was still in bed and looking forward to sleeping just a little bit longer. He said that since testing out the new sleigh he doesn’t have to leave as early as he has in years past. In fact, he’s afraid of getting bored because this year’s sleigh is so […]
With Santa scheduled to launch in about an hour we’re receiving reports of festive Christmas Eve celebrations taking place around the world. In fact, in the Far East it is nearly bed-time and the end of Christmas Eve celebrations and in the West Christmas Eve celebrations are yet to begin. We are about to embark […]
It’s already Christmas Eve in various parts of the world but we call Christmas Eve the time when Santa takes off. Once he launches, we begin the “Christmas Eve Party” at the North Pole and it doesn’t end until Santa returns home and we have “Christmas Day”. That’s just the way we do it here. […]
In an effort keep the reindeer as healthy as possible Elf Victor has taken Santa’s A-Team into the Sleigh Barn to special stalls placed there to help them rest before taking flight. This is a sign that Santa’s launch is not far away. Elf Victor says that Santa’s A-Team is raring to go and feeling […]
An excited world is sending a variety of false reports to the North Pole at this hour. Claims that Santa has been seen in the skies over Beirut, London, Wellington and Elko, Nevada USA have posted to Santa Central in just the past two minutes. All of those reports are false because Mrs. Claus insists […]
For some, it might be reminiscent of gathering to watch the fireworks on the 4th of July. Folks come out of their homes, carrying lawn chairs and bringing food, all smiling and festively greeting others looking for a big show in the sky very soon. Except this is the North Pole, these are elves, and […]
