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Santa Spotted Over the Tasman Sea

Flying low and slow, at least according to one eye witness report, Santa appears to be over the Tasman Sea at this moment. "He's visiting the ships at sea there, I'm certain" said Elf Billy. "We have indications of fast, brief stops…
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Santa Orders Radio Silence

Santa has ordered radio silence. For now, there are no communications taking place between the North Pole and Santa -- or anyone and Santa. Santa is completely alone now until we hear from him. "This is a normal course of action during…
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North Pole Blizzard Intensifies

Weather conditions at the North Pole are worsening. The Tracking Center says south winds are sustained around 35 mph with gusts reaching as high as 80 mph. Temperatures are hovering just below freezing, which is very unusual for the North Pole…
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12 Hours to Santa's Launch

Santa launches in 12 hours and there are questions flying all over the North Pole. Why was Santa's sleigh on a test flight in North Korea? What happened that caused Elf Vernon to lose an entire load of coal there? Is Santa really sending…
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North Korea Protests to the North Pole

We have received official notice of a protest to the North Pole by the country of North Korea. Officials from that country are very upset and want to speak with Santa. According to reports from the Tracking Center there was what they are…
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Tracking Center Predicts Santa Will Break Speed Records

Another hour has passed and the Tracking Center remains locked to us. They just released a statement I can share: "The performance of Santa's Sleigh especially these past few hours suggest that Santa will likely break long-standing speed…
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North Pole in Chaos as Christmas Approaches

Monday morning has dawned and things are very, very busy at the North Pole. My department here in Public Relations is about as busy as any department here right now. We have set up the newsdesk and are putting the pieces in place to broadcast…
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Weather Knocks Out Power to North Pole

The weather has gone from bad to worse. We were dealing with lots of heavy snow, which we're used to, but now the high winds that are howling outside my window have knocked out power to just about everything here at the North Pole. We're on…
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Winter Blizzard Bears Down on the North Pole

A nasty winter storm has descended on the North Pole, slowing progress in several departments working on Operation Merry Christmas. Over at Santa's Stables Elf Victor was planning on taking the one-year-old reindeer out for their first flying…
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Weather Center Urges Santa to Use South Pole

Merry Christmas, friends! Elf Billy in the Weather and Tracking Center made an unusual suggestion to Santa today: he said Santa should think of launching from the South Pole this year. The Weather Center is predicting such bad weather…
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Elves Writing Christmas Poetry Today

Howdy Santa fans, Have you got the hang of TrackingSanta.net yet? Elf Billy wanted me to ask. It's Sunday here at the North Pole and that means another day of rest. There is a poetry contest Elf Beulah is running (Elf Beulah is an English…
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Reindeer Games Kick Off

Merry Snowy Greetings! Elf Billy wasn't kidding -- we have been getting A LOT of snow! Since last I wrote to you we have received more than a foot of snow. That is not unusual for the North Pole. It has Elf Victor anxious to get the reindeer…