The island nation of Tonga is celebrating the visits of Santa Claus as this moments, our first reports of Santa’s presence there was confirmed by spotters just moments ago. “Santa is spending a lot of time in the Southern Hemisphere and that has me a little concerned for the reindeer,” Elf Victor told me a […]
Wow, word coming from Christmas Island, north and west of Australia, indicate that Santa has been there. Santa told us to expect the unexpected and so far his flight pattern this year has been erratic indeed. While the clock may show Christmas morning on Christmas Island technically we were not expecting Santa there so soon […]
The city of Apia in American Samoa is sending multiple reports to the North Pole that Santa has been there. Elves working on Santa’s sleigh to install the new radio said Santa was back in the sleigh almost as fast as they got the radio installed and took off in the sky heading west, confirming […]
Indicators and sensors are tripping at Central Command at the tracking center showing that Santa’s sleigh is stopped and on the ground. Elf technicians have met Santa on a beach somewhere in New Zealand. We have reports that Santa has set out on foot while they tend to some sort of work on the sleigh. […]
Flying low and slow, at least according to one eye witness report, Santa appears to be over the Tasman Sea at this moment. “He’s visiting the ships at sea there, I’m certain” said Elf Billy. “We have indications of fast, brief stops over ocean waters. That can only mean that Santa is seeing sailors who […]
Santa Claus is opting to keep the old sleigh in service. “Gracie”, as he is calling the sleigh this year, is functioning well and traveling quite faster than it did the last time it was used in service more than 40 years ago. Santa selected to use this sleigh just hours ago after his new […]
We have been bombarded with false reports of Santa’s visits to the Philippines in the last little while. There is no way that Santa has already been to the Philippines. It is early Christmas Eve evening in the Philippines and Santa would not interrupt all the Christmas Eve festivities going on there. We think Santa […]
The clock is ticking and there has been no word from Santa for about 15 minutes. Right now, the Tracking Department cannot tell me exactly where he is. “He’s ordered radio silence and he has turned his jammers on,” Elf Quinton said. “The jammers means that nobody can pick him up. It means he wants […]
Santa has ordered radio silence. For now, there are no communications taking place between the North Pole and Santa — or anyone and Santa. Santa is completely alone now until we hear from him. “This is a normal course of action during the flight,” Elf Billy explained to me. “We do this every now and […]
