Entries by Elf Ernest

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South Korea Reports a Merry Christmas

Santa has moved on to South Korea and folks there are very happy. We are awaiting word from the Tracking Center for the full story of what happened in North Korea. We expect sleighs that were serving there as decoys to show up here soon and we hope to interview some of the elves that […]

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Guam Reports!

Guam is reporting a Merry Christmas at this moment as Santa and team have shot back north in a blazing display of power and speed. Santa is moving faster than ever. The eyes of the world, however, are on North Korea and what Santa may be planning to do there. We have reports of several […]

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Hobart Gets A Visit from Santa

Santa continues to work in Australia at this time, we recently heard from the city of Hobart. Santa pretty much has no where to go but north right now. He could head into Indonesia or perhaps shoot back up to Siberia, or maybe even towards Japan. We don’t know for sure, it is up to […]

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Santa Sighted in Sydney

We are receiving lots of reports from Sydney, Australia that Santa has been there. In fact, all over the east coast of Australia we have unconfirmed reports coming in of Santa’s merry visits. According to my historical charts here in the newsroom I would say that Santa is getting to Australia a bit earlier this […]

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Port Vila Says Santa is There

Like a shot Santa has returned to the South Pacific and is in Port Vila right now, just south of the Soloman Islands and north and east a bit of Australia. “This looks weird on a map,” Elf Quinton admitted, “But it is a smart strategy. Santa knows who is asleep and who is awake. […]

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Magadan Reports!

The eastern Russian port city of Magadan is reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour, marking Santa’s first visit to Russia of this flight. Tracker at the tracking center were excited to mark that location on that map. They were betting that Santa would not get there for at least another hour. “All I can […]

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