Kids in remote villages in North Eastern Siberia are waking up soon to a Merry Christmas — Santa has been there! Santa continues to push south and west… — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 21478 mph Reindeer Status: […]
Russian kids have been urgently warned to go to bed. Meanwhile, Brunei has now reported a visit from Santa. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 22222 mph Reindeer Status: Very Good Latest Secret Spy Reports: Nome, Alaska reports […]
Tokyo has reported millions of families have been visited by Santa! Santa appears to be heading south once again. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 19245 mph Reindeer Status: Very Good Latest Secret Spy Reports: Christmas tree damage […]
Folks in Japan are waiting for Santa’s visits with great anticipation. The amount of email we are receiving is off the charts. Santa has been spotted in the Sea of Japan. Did you know that the Japanese have a unique Christmas tradition? Many, many people there like to go to…Kentucky Fried Chicken, of all places…as […]
Santa is moving very, very quickly. More reports are coming out of Australia — Hobart and Darwin have reported. So too has Perth. Santa has worked his way back North to the East China Sea. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems go, all lights are […]
Santa has bypassed Japan at this hour and has instead opted to return to Australia. We are receiving reports from Hobart that Santa has been there. Meanwhile, Santa has specifically requested that kids in Pakistan go to bed. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems go, […]
After briefly crossing the Sea of Okhotusk Santa met with Elf Victor who was standing by with a replacement team of reindeer. Joining Santa now on his merry flight is Racer, Pacer, Speedy, Francis, Gordy, Queenie, Holly, Thor and Mickey. Taking a break is Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder, Blitzen and Rudolph. Up […]
The tiny island of Guam is reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. And in other news Santa has sent a specific alert to all in China to go to sleep! Santa must be ready to deliver in China. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Elf Victor […]
Santa has just been sighted in Japan. Meanwhile, we have been receiving lots of email expressing concern for Santa’s reindeer. Indeed, Santa is feeling concerned for them as well. He has dispatched Elf Victor with a relief team of reindeer to meet with him soon in an undisclosed location. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s […]
