About Elf Ernest
Elf Ernest is Senior Vice President of Public Relations at the North Pole. As such he oversees all North Pole websites and the News Department, which includes Kringle Radio, North Pole Radio News, SantaUpdate.com, SantaTrackers.net and NorthPoleFlightCommand.com. Ernest also oversees all official North Pole social media channels. You can read more about him at this link.
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Tokyo Reports a Merry Christmas
Tokyo has reported millions of families have been visited by Santa! Santa appears to be heading south once again. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 19245 mph Reindeer Status: Very Good Latest Secret Spy Reports: Christmas tree damage […]
Orient Alive with Santa Sightings
No new reports of Santa visits to report at the moment however we have multiple sightings of flashes in the sky and rumors of Santa everywhere. From Tokyo to Kobe in Japan to Pyongyang in North Korea to the south we have received bits and pieces of news of Santa all over the place. More […]
Santa Nears Japan
Folks in Japan are waiting for Santa’s visits with great anticipation. The amount of email we are receiving is off the charts. Santa has been spotted in the Sea of Japan. Did you know that the Japanese have a unique Christmas tradition? Many, many people there like to go to…Kentucky Fried Chicken, of all places…as […]
Indonesia Islands Reports a Merry Christmas
Santa is moving very, very quickly. More reports are coming out of Australia — Hobart and Darwin have reported. So too has Perth. Santa has worked his way back North to the East China Sea. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems go, all lights are […]
Santa Barrels South Towards Australia Again
Santa has bypassed Japan at this hour and has instead opted to return to Australia. We are receiving reports from Hobart that Santa has been there. Meanwhile, Santa has specifically requested that kids in Pakistan go to bed. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems go, […]
Santa Changes Reindeer
After briefly crossing the Sea of Okhotusk Santa met with Elf Victor who was standing by with a replacement team of reindeer. Joining Santa now on his merry flight is Racer, Pacer, Speedy, Francis, Gordy, Queenie, Holly, Thor and Mickey. Taking a break is Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder, Blitzen and Rudolph. Up […]
Santa Works the North Pacific
The City of Vladivostok in North East Russia has reported a Merry Christmas in the past few minutes. Santa is working so very quickly this year! Seeing that Santa is in a northern area it is possible he will be stopping soon to swap out teams of reindeer to give his A-Team a rest. We […]
Santa Asks China to Sleep
The tiny island of Guam is reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. And in other news Santa has sent a specific alert to all in China to go to sleep! Santa must be ready to deliver in China. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Elf Victor […]
Are the Reindeer Tiring?
Santa has just been sighted in Japan. Meanwhile, we have been receiving lots of email expressing concern for Santa’s reindeer. Indeed, Santa is feeling concerned for them as well. He has dispatched Elf Victor with a relief team of reindeer to meet with him soon in an undisclosed location. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s […]
Papua New Guinea Reports
Santa is again pushing north, still moving at a very high rate of speed. Papua New Guinea has reported a Merry Christmas. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: Standing by for Reindeer Alert Sleigh Status: 9865 mph Reindeer Status: Bursting with energy! Latest Secret Spy Reports: Massive […]
First Reports of A Merry Christmas in Australia
Sydney, Brisbane, Melbourne and other cities, towns, and villages along the east coast of Australia are all reporting a Merry Christmas at this time. Santa took nearly everyone there by surprise. Not sure where Santa goes from here. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: No issues reported […]
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