I bumped into Elf Bernard late last night in the North Pole cafeteria. He looked really worried. Santa’s workshop is more behind this week than it was last week. There are many problems. The glue shortage got resolved but then he discovered that the new glue wasn’t working on different things. It could close a […]
A nasty winter storm has descended on the North Pole, slowing progress in several departments working on Operation Merry Christmas. Over at Santa’s Stables Elf Victor was planning on taking the one-year-old reindeer out for their first flying class of the season. One-year-olds are too young to fly for Santa on Christmas Eve but many […]
After days of competition at the Reindeer games we have a winner! This year’s winner is a surprise. The top prize went to a young buck named Quincy, a 2 year old Finland native who was competing in the games for the first time. He beat out several top names in the games with his […]
Howdy! Tough news today out of Santa’s Workshop — things are a little bogged down. Elf Bernard indicates that with a recent unexpected shortage of glue — of all things! — production has slowed in Santa’s workshop. “We don’t use glue for a lot of things,” Elf Bernard admitted, “but we use it for small […]
Merry Christmas, friends! Elf Billy in the Weather and Tracking Center made an unusual suggestion to Santa today: he said Santa should think of launching from the South Pole this year. The Weather Center is predicting such bad weather around Santa’s scheduled launch time that Elf Billy thinks it would be a good idea to […]
Hi-ho, Merry Friends! It’s Monday at the North Pole and there is some concern over at Santa’s Stables about Rudolph. Yes, that Rudolph. Nobody has seen Rudolph for several days. He’s here but he is not coming out to play. I called Elf Victor today to ask him about it. “Rudolph is fine,” Elf Victor […]
Howdy Santa fans, Have you got the hang of TrackingSanta.net yet? Elf Billy wanted me to ask. It’s Sunday here at the North Pole and that means another day of rest. There is a poetry contest Elf Beulah is running (Elf Beulah is an English teacher at a local school here at the North Pole). […]
Hi gang, Yesterday’s post about becoming an elf sure resulted in a lot of emails. Oddly enough, many of you are concerned about…cookies. I’m not even kidding. So many of you are so concerned with doing things right that the details of your questions are becoming very specific. And the question of the day many […]
Hi Christmas friends! Without a doubt the most common question we get asked here at the North Pole is this: how do I become an elf? Everyone wants to be an elf. And why not? Why take a job doing something you don’t like when you can work for Santa? We understand — every one […]
