Elf Ernest is Senior Vice President of Public Relations at the North Pole. As such he oversees all North Pole websites and the News Department, which includes Kringle Radio, North Pole Radio News, SantaUpdate.com, SantaTrackers.net and NorthPoleFlightCommand.com. Ernest also oversees all official North Pole social media channels. You can read more about him at this link.
BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus has officially launched from the North Pole on his Christmas Eve ride. The world now awaits reports of his first visits of Christmas 2012. This is the first time in several years that Santa has launched on time. Past flights have been delayed by weather or sleigh problems. But things came […]
Santa has declared that his sleigh this year will be named: Elsie. This name was submitted on December 9th, 2012 by Emma of Manchester, England. She is the winner of this year’s sleigh naming contest! Elsie is ready to go. Santa has the sleigh all loaded, the reindeer are hitched up, the crowds have gathered […]
Elf Victor has completed hitching the reindeer up to Santa’s sleigh and Santa is now talking to each of the reindeer personally. What he says to each of them no one really knows, not even Elf Victor. “Oh, that’s between Santa and each reindeer,” Elf Victor says. “Santa knows each of them really well. I […]
In a surprise announcement Elf Bernard just moments ago declared Santa’s Workshop complete with their duties and that it is now closed for the season. He has dismissed all of his elves to go spend Christmas with their families. “I’m quite proud of them,” Elf Bernard said. “They have worked hard all year but nothing […]
Santa awoke from his nap, took one look at the clock on his dresser and picked up the phone. He called Elf Billy and told him to let the kids in the South Pacific know it is time for them to go to bed! So there you have it, our first bedtime warning of the […]
It is getting real exciting here at the North Pole. Santa launches in just two hours. Santa remains asleep at this time. Mrs. Claus wants him to sleep as long as he possibly can. But his sleigh is ready to go. Elf Gloria gave it her seal of approval a short time ago. It is […]
Elf families and non-working crew are beginning to gather over at Santa’s Stables. Bleachers have been set up to accommodate the crowds that will come to see Santa off. “They better be bundled up!” cautioned Elf Billy in Santa’s Weather Center. “I don’t expect conditions out there to improve. It is windy, cold and the […]
Lots of news to report at this hour at the North Pole. First of all, Santa has returned and was immediately put to bed by Mrs. Claus after eating a light snack. She insists that Santa get some good sleep before he takes flight. We’re only four hours away from Santa’s scheduled launch time so […]
Elf Gloria could only shake her head when she heard the new bells. They looked perfect. But they sounded worse than before. “Santa won’t approve this sleigh for flight like this and neither will I!” lectured Elf Gloria. She was speaking to the silversmith and to Elf Quinton, who were trying to pass Gloria’s latest […]
Good news to report! The work of the Tooth Fairies is helping a great deal in the Wrapping Department and Elf Wally says they have really made up a lot of ground in the last hour. But other areas of Operation Merry Christmas are still having issues. It has many wondering here at the North […]
Elf Wally needs help. So he has called in the Tooth Fairies. Tooth Fairies, as you know, provide a vital function for the world. When they stop what they are doing it is a big deal. But there is no bigger deal in all the world than getting Santa off the ground. So the Tooth […]
I heard alarms going off at Santa’s workshop about 20 minutes ago. The sound of that alarm was different. It signals a production problem. I called over the Elf Bernard right away to see what the problem is. “It is these darn Furbies!” Elf Bernard said. “Who decided to bring these things back? They are […]
