Santa has re-launched the sleigh and is heading south at this moment. We still have no idea where his first stop will be. It has been two hours since Santa left the North Pole. “Santa has so far followed the flight plan exactly,” Elf Quinton said. “We don’t know when his first drop will be […]
Santa called me just a moment ago. He wants the kids in all of Australia, even western Australia, to get to bed. “I know it might seem a little early to some of those kids in Perth,” Santa said. “But this is important. They need their sleep.” I asked Santa if he wasn’t spending too […]
Remember those presents that were shipped from the North Pole because the Wrapping Department fell behind the other day? Apparently they were shipped to a large aircraft carrier Santa had positioned in the Pacific Ocean. Elves there have been wrapping like mad and now they are helping to load them onto Santa’s Sleigh. Elf Wally […]
Santa has slowed way down…like he is going to stop somewhere. But he isn’t over any land. “Nothing is wrong,” said Elf Quinton in Santa’s Tracking Center. “We have no alarms. The sleigh is fine. The reindeer are fine. Santa is slowing down on purpose for some reason.” As we get more news we will […]
Military tracking satellites, ship radars and Santa’s Tracking Center at the North Pole all confirm that Santa is over the waters of the Northern Pacific. Santa appears to be on track. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: No alerts at this time. Sleigh Status: 6,500 mph Reindeer […]
Ships in the Barents Sea have reported seeing a bright flash of light they can only describe as Santa Claus. The world has a tough time during the early hours of Santa’s flight. The Tracking Center gets bombarded with requests to know Santa’s flight plan but the truth is that no one knows for sure […]
BREAKING NEWS: Santa Claus has officially launched from the North Pole on his Christmas Eve ride. The world now awaits reports of his first visits of Christmas 2012. This is the first time in several years that Santa has launched on time. Past flights have been delayed by weather or sleigh problems. But things came […]
Santa has declared that his sleigh this year will be named: Elsie. This name was submitted on December 9th, 2012 by Emma of Manchester, England. She is the winner of this year’s sleigh naming contest! Elsie is ready to go. Santa has the sleigh all loaded, the reindeer are hitched up, the crowds have gathered […]
Elf Victor has completed hitching the reindeer up to Santa’s sleigh and Santa is now talking to each of the reindeer personally. What he says to each of them no one really knows, not even Elf Victor. “Oh, that’s between Santa and each reindeer,” Elf Victor says. “Santa knows each of them really well. I […]
In a surprise announcement Elf Bernard just moments ago declared Santa’s Workshop complete with their duties and that it is now closed for the season. He has dismissed all of his elves to go spend Christmas with their families. “I’m quite proud of them,” Elf Bernard said. “They have worked hard all year but nothing […]
