Elves in the Tracking Department are expressing alarm at Santa’s current position — he’s all the way down in Sri Lanka. We have received multiple confirmations that Santa has visited there too, bringing a Merry Christmas to a number of people there. “I don’t know how he did that. He told us he was going […]
Santa got impatient waiting for the sleigh repair crew from the North Pole and loaded Mrs. Claus’ sleigh and hitched the reindeer to it and took off. Mrs. Claus is now stranded in Northern Russia with a sleigh that won’t fly. But have no worries, a rescue crew is on the way to help her. […]
Santa Claus is still on the ground in Russia. He’s eaten lunch with Mrs. Claus but is getting very anxious to get back in the air, citing concerns for kids in his home country of Turkey, for some reason. But Santa can’t fly right now due to a damaged sleigh. Elf Quinton has a team […]
Santa is again up near the artic circle in Northern Russia visiting coast fishing villages and military outposts. We are hearing radio reports in the tracking center of communication between his sleigh and the sleigh Mrs. Claus left on just a short time ago. Apparently Santa will be stopping soon to lunch with Mrs. Claus. […]
Troops and villagers in Afganistan and in parts of Pakistan are reporting a Merry Christmas at this hour. While there are security concerns in this part of the world Elf Agent X reports that there have been no problems. The frenzy continues at the North Pole with both the workshop and Wrapping Department working at […]
Mrs. Claus has left the North Pole on a sleigh pulled by four reindeer, moving south at a very rapid pace. It isn’t unusual for Mrs. Claus to leave the North Pole on this day. She usually joins Santa on the last leg of his flight, most often when he is in Hawaii. But rarely […]
Santa is all over the map in his deliveries. Kathmandu is now reporting as well as tiny villages at the base of Mt. Everest. It is expected that Santa will slow down a little as he heads north into Russia. The middle east is coming up in the next few hours and this is always […]
Santa is in India. We’ve received numerous confirmations that folks there are waking up to a happy Christmas morning there. Somewhere in his travels Santa has ordered ten sleighs filled with elves, wrapping paper, tape and scissors to leave the North Pole for somewhere in North Africa. He has ordered another ten sleighs filled with […]
Santa has returned to rural areas of Siberia in the past few minutes. He is covering ground quickly. We are getting reports from the Russian city of Omsk that Santa has been there. The Tracking Center is warning that Santa will need to slow down but data coming from the sleigh is relentless. New bedtime […]
Santa left the North Pole a little while ago and we’re starting to get reports out of Kazakhstan that he has started deliveries there. As Santa continues to push west we can see he remains on a good schedule. But the problems with Santa’s deliveries stem more from the North Pole than from Santa, his […]
