Elf Ernest is Senior Vice President of Public Relations at the North Pole. As such he oversees all North Pole websites and the News Department, which includes Kringle Radio, North Pole Radio News, SantaUpdate.com, SantaTrackers.net and NorthPoleFlightCommand.com. Ernest also oversees all official North Pole social media channels. You can read more about him at this link.
It is now Christmas Eve morning in New Zealand. The countdown for folks in the Far East starts a lot sooner for them than for anyone else. This fact isn’t lost on anyone at the North Pole. As folks there awaken in a few hours to the wonderous day of Christmas Eve the elves at […]
No cause for alarm, this is just routine: in the past hour Elf Agent X sent the order to deploy millions of elves around the world for duty in aiding in Santa’s flight. Aside from the millions of Secert Spies Elf Agent X has enlisted in the cause there are thousands of others who will […]
I was walking over to the stables a few minutes ago when I ran into Santa. He said that he was just checking on the team one last time before he went to bed. He said the next time he will see them is when he walks out to get in the sleigh. I asked […]
We’ve been so busy here at the North Pole that it has been a while since we checked in on Mrs. Claus. This is one of the biggest days of the year for her because she personally oversees getting Santa ready to fly. With all the reindeer problems Mrs. Claus hasn’t seen much of Santa […]
I just spoke with Elf Quinton. While the crisis unfolded with the reindeer Elf Quinton and his team in Research and Development continued to work with Santa’s new sleigh to stabilize the ride. “I don’t know,” Elf Quinton said. “I just got back from a trip to the South Pacific with it and it did […]
What an incredible story unfolding at the North Pole at this hour! All of Santa’s reindeer appear to be healthy and they are getting ready to fly. According to Elf Victor, the credit goes to the baby reindeer born over the past month at the North Pole. As Santa’s reindeer started to get sick earlier […]
It has been bothering me for a while that I cannot find Elf Victor or Elf Lionel or even Santa to find out what is going on with the reindeer situation. As of just a few hours ago we had terrible news about Santa’s reindeer and it appeared that Santa’s flight was in danger. But […]
Blitzen and Dasher were seen just moments ago romping together in the meadow as the snow is falling gently here at the North Pole. They were as happy as two reindeer could be, running and jumping and bumping heads. Like kids on Christmas, I swear I’ve never seen two happier reindeer. But I can’t find […]
Rudolph was among the 5 A-team reindeer to be diagnosed with the Sleigh Bell Virus yesterday but just moments ago I saw him flying laps around the flagpole in the middle of the North Pole. I couldn’t believe it so I rushed over to the stables to see if I actually saw what I thought […]
With just hours to go until liftoff Santa should be working with Elf Billy on finalizing his route and receiving all of the latest weather updates. Instead Santa is in the stables personally tending to all of the sick reindeer. I tried to get an interview with Santa but he said that he was just […]
It’s late at night here at the North Pole but I ran across Elf Quinton pacing outside of his office. I could tell that something was bothering him so I stopped and asked him what was wrong. “I just finished with the finishing touches on the sleigh.” Elf Quinton told me. “I will give it […]
We are now under 48 hours until takeoff and the reports coming out of the workshop are not good. The production has picked up with the arrival of the Tooth Fairies but they are still behind schedule. I managed to get a quick interview with Elf Bernard in the middle of the madness. “Things are […]
