Entries by Elf Ernest

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Planning for the Elf Parade

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Planning for the Elf Parade



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The Elf Parade is coming up on Thanksgiving Day here at the North Pole and we are getting a lot of questions about it. Here is a little more that you need to know: The Elf Parade is for elves and by elves. It is held in the morning hours of Thanksgiving Day. Elves come […]

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Eggnog Will Not Be in Short Supply

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Eggnog Will Not Be in Short Supply



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Eggnog will not be in short supply this holiday season at the North Pole despite many rumors to the contrary. Eggnog is a vital commodity in the production of elves at the North Pole and supervisors and elves alike are breathing a sigh of relief at the news. The North Pole produces and stocks a […]

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Workshop Production Picks Up Speed

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Workshop Production Picks Up Speed



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Santa’s workshop is now working at a frenzied pace as the snow has started to fall at the North Pole. Elves this year are extra determined to work carefully. If you recall from our news coverage from last Christmas Santa’s workshop suffered a major snafu in their inventory systems and they learned only after Santa […]

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Frenzied Response to New North Pole Podcast

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Frenzied Response to New North Pole Podcast



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The latest episode of the North Pole Podcast has only been online for about 12 hours or so. But the response to it has been robust – even “frenzied” as Elf Hugo in the North Pole Post Office put it. “We are getting busier but this is way early for this kind of mail,” said […]

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Sleigh Upgrade for Elf Crash

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Sleigh Upgrade for Elf Crash



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A sleigh upgrade for Elf Crash Murphy was ordered by Santa and the engineers have got it up on blocks now, making it all shiny and new. Sleigh news is usually conveyed about Santa’s sleigh. That’s totally fine, it is Santa’s sleigh that is the most important one in the whole fleet. But there are […]

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Donner Has Not Yet Returned to the North Pole

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Donner Has Not Yet Returned to the North Pole



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Donner, Santa’s lead reindeer, has not yet returned to the North Pole. For some reason, a lot of people are growing anxious about that. We remind you that ALL the reindeer last year did not return until right around Thanksgiving. So even though most of the reindeer are back early this year there is no […]

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Winter Weather is Back

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Winter Weather is Back



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Winter weather is back at the North Pole and that is actually good news. Snow makes things move at the North Pole so no one is complaining. Elf Seymour Snow predicts that winter will be here to stay for at least the next 8 months at the North Pole. It is never really warm here […]