News Recap: Santa has arrived in Seattle. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 3 (Africa […]
News Recap: Santa is back in Mexico and a trick to help believers sleep is revealed. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – […]
News Recap: Santa is in Las Vegas and was broke before he even got there. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission […]
News Recap: Santa is back in Arizona and enjoying it. Meanwhile, a counselor is being consulted for the backup team of reindeer, who, once again, did not serve. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory […]
News Recap: Salt Lake City is reporting a Merry Christmas. And now there are two eye in the sky reporters. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle […]
News Recap: Santa is in the Rocky Mountains and the North Pole is already talking his return. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down […]
News Recap: Santa is in Texas and North Pole Security is concerned about drones. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, […]
News Recap: Merry Christmas, eh? Santa is in Winnipeg Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector […]
News Recap: Santa storms the Midwest. Hope everyone got their stocking up early. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime […]
News Recap: Santa is going to get that all-time speed record. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued […]
News Recap: Sure. Santa can use a skateboard. Even in Oklahoma. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued […]
News Recap: Santa is a dang good Santa impersonator. Status of Regional Operations – North Pole Flight Command: Fully operational — **Heavy Snow – Whiteout** – Sector 1 (Oceania): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector 2 (Asia & the Middle East): Stand down – mission accomplished, bedtime advisory issued – Sector […]
