Entries by Elf Ernest

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Santa Back in the USA

Santa is back in the USA and moving quickly. San Antonio, Denver, Helena, Bozeman, Cheyenne, Little Rock, Lincoln, Minneapolis, and nearly all points east of the Rockies have now been visited. It has been 24 hours since Santa has launched and never at this time in his schedule has he been this far west. This […]

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O Canada!

Ottawa, Ontario, Toronto, and Montreal are all reporting a Merry Christmas now that Santa has been there! — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 97832 mph Reindeer Status: Great! Latest Secret Spy Reports: Where it is Christmas Eve […]

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Argentina Reports a Merry Christmas!

Santa is back at record setting speed levels! He has moved back to South America where he has visited the cities of La Paz, Cordoba, and Buenos Aires recently. He is moving at a breathtaking pace. I hope all you remaining kids are in bed! — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North […]

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Havana Reports!

In a surprise move Santa broke away from the cold North and has re-emerged in the warm Caribbean. Havana, San Juan, and Port-Au-Prince have all reported Santa’s visits. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 47334 mph Reindeer […]