Entries by Elf Ernest

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O Canada!

Ottawa, Ontario, Toronto, and Montreal are all reporting a Merry Christmas now that Santa has been there! — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 97832 mph Reindeer Status: Great! Latest Secret Spy Reports: Where it is Christmas Eve […]

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Argentina Reports a Merry Christmas!

Santa is back at record setting speed levels! He has moved back to South America where he has visited the cities of La Paz, Cordoba, and Buenos Aires recently. He is moving at a breathtaking pace. I hope all you remaining kids are in bed! — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North […]

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Havana Reports!

In a surprise move Santa broke away from the cold North and has re-emerged in the warm Caribbean. Havana, San Juan, and Port-Au-Prince have all reported Santa’s visits. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 47334 mph Reindeer […]

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Santa Heads Toward Bermuda

Santa has visited Hamilton and Tucker’s Town on the island of Bermuda a few minutes ago. In fact, he’s been to several of the U.S. Virgin Islands, too — Barbados, St. Thomas, and others. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are […]

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More Brazilian Cities Report

Santa pushed deeper into Brazil visiting the cities of Maraba and Porto Velho in the past few minutes. — Elf Ernest Direct from Santa’s Newsroom at the North Pole Command Center Status: All systems are go, all lights are green Sleigh Status: 6458 mph Reindeer Status: Awesome Latest Secret Spy Reports: All-night Taco stand closed […]