Santa Claus attended a meeting with top elves at the North Pole yesterday via a video call during a break in his visits with children. It is not uncommon for him to check in frequently with things at the North Pole. Among the many items discussed was the readiness of homes with their Christmas trees […]
The Wrapping Department reported a glitch today that may cause a delay in wrapping Christmas presents this year. The department added scented adhesive tape to wrapping presents at the North Pole and while they reportedly smell great they don’t stick to well. “We noticed that a lot of stuff we wrapped back in July started […]
The Thanksgiving Day Elf Parade at the North Pole is scheduled for Thanksgiving Day, November 28th, rain or shine. Well, snow or shine. The parade is a favorite activity of elves at the North Pole and elves around the world. The parade features local marching bands, parade floats from North Pole Departments and scores of […]
The North Pole Post Office reports that post-Halloween mail is running very high. This is not an unusual response, according to Elf Hugo Slavia, North Pole Postmaster. “Halloween is a great distraction,” Elf Hugo said. “But the day after, as the calendar flips to November, everyone suddenly realizes they need to message Santa. It’s one […]
With Santa already gone from the North Pole, Mrs. Claus today met with select elves in the atrium at Santa’s workshop to mark a new phase of Operation Merry Christmas. This is known as the Pre-Delivery Phase of Operation Merry Christmas, a brief period of time to make ready for the final phase of Santa’s […]
Santa and Mrs. Claus stole the show at the North Pole Halloween Party. Dressed as Batman and Robin, they made a late entrance to the party when Santa descended from the rafters high above the venue, tossing Halloween candy to surprised party goers as he came down on a zipline. While he had on the […]
The North Pole is only working the first half of today. Then Santa’s workshop, the Wrapping Department, the Sleigh Department, the Reindeer Operations Department, North Pole Flight Command and even the North Pole Post Office will just stop. Elves will head home, put on their top-secret Halloween costumes, and then make their way to the […]
North Pole Flight Command announced yesterday that the test pilots, reindeer and flight engineers associated with the test flights of Santa’s sleigh will be taking a break for Halloween through next weekend. That means they will be coming home to a North Pole that looks very different than when they left. Everywhere you look it’s […]
To the surprise of no one at the North Pole Vixen cruised to total victory with a win in the final events of the Reindeer Games. She achieved what they call a sweep – winning every event she entered in these games. That feat was last accomplished in 1995 by Donner. So it is a […]
Nobody cheered Vixen today greater than Blitzen. Blitzen beat his own course record in “the Uphill” but it still wasn’t good enough to hold off a charging Vixen, who won for the sixth day in a row. Vixen has compiled such a great point advantage that many experts at the North Pole do not feel […]
Vixen just keeps rolling. Today she scored highest in what is called the Marathon, a multi-challenge event that involves running, flying, and delivering a loaded sleigh over a long distance under harsh North Pole conditions. She failed to set a record but given the weather at the North Pole today no one would have set […]
After a few weeks of controversy for the test flights of Santa’s sleigh things have returned to a quiet routine. Officials in North Pole Flight Command announced today the test flights will exit from South America to fly over the skies of Australia for the first time this year. Santa’s sleigh is still on Version […]
